Rob Pilkington

when i enlisted in the skeleton wars, it was not disclosed to me we'd be fighting bruce friggin campbell

everything i know about finance i learned from star wars (no pod is worth two slaves, etc.)

passing driver who was "so lost" just asked me for directions, how retro

passing driver who was "so lost" just asked me for directions, how retro

everything i know about finance i learned from star wars (no pod is worth two slaves, etc.)

this should tell you everything

"The rich are only defeated when running for their lives." - CLR James, The Black Jacobins

the "i'm afraid to show my face… because i'm white" ad is a great chaser to the sydney sweeney naked-for-sports-betting one

please pour one out for the catholic bishops who felt pressured to do something they weren't comfortable with by an authority figure

cheesecake factory joke is extremely 2017, but such a perfect proton torpedo shot into trump's insecurities i can't help but respect it

i think we all can agree

also learned last night from @andymichaelart.bsky.social that this new star wars racing game takes place after Jedi… so sebulba outlives anakin? he really does always win

there's new sebulba content in 2026 and i think that's beautiful

was so pleasantly surprised with Hallowarrior on Shudder, a soulful little end-of-the-world thriller starring Hereditary's Milly Shapiro (who's great), freaky villains, dark turns, and a pitch perfect holiday aesthetic

i didn't know countries could have good news

🛬 back in LA, baby

go brewers btw

watching Unbreakable in the hotel room. banger script, banger movie

this story has everything* *most of Soundgarden, both Deal sisters

me: oh cool the world series world series, two min in: (some infantile disney'd up ai slop stat graphic) me, to bartender: hey man does this tv turn off

no one who reclines their chair mid-flight will ever see the gates of heaven

"500,000 children died."

"new america?" ok i'm listening

if i could have any superpower, it would be the ability to tell my dog we'll only be away a week and will miss her very much

goofy, just off panel: like a dog? gawrsh!

sometimes we're so focused on finding the newest banger we forget we have underseen bangers of the past

the movie whalefall actually happened to me (once horked down entire guy)

elizabeth holmes will return in avengers doomsday

Man I did Pokémon go to the polls and for what

don draper voice: young people crave *sustenance*

silver age batman cover that calls clayface "the malleable malcontent!"

they're calling it "bedtime mania"

google docs locked up at work for a few minutes and my brain did the simpsons "imagine a world without lawyers" meme

kellogg's calls a single frosted mini wheat a "biscuit," and idk why but i find this upsetting

just finished: The Harrowing of Hell by Evan Dahm, ★★★★☆ app.thestorygraph.com/reviews/8d0b...

national football league putting out a heckuva product this year

god help me i might be sorta into the Vision show

got word from @travisgibb.bsky.social that Holiday Spirits: The Monster Special (feat. me, @countpagan.bsky.social, and @jayboy495.bsky.social) is getting a digital drop soon — and you can still order the physical book just in the nick of (christmas)time www.kickstarter.com/projects/ora...