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New meds have made me so endlessly ravenous that it feels like I've ruptured my stomach

David heads stay winning!

are your timbers shivered would you like us to assign someone to shiver your timbers - peg leg

I am very upset to learn they've not used my write in slogan, "The knot it's fine to take in public"

All my chronic shit is bad at once and it's like you just lose 10 hours out of your day

Stop making me read "goth groypette"

Just remembered the Alan Partridge mod I made for The Typing of the Dead: Overkill about 8 years ago.

Does anyone know if it's a side effect of prednisolone that you suddenly feel the urge to find some music software and make gabber?

He should get a job for 6 days a week

On a new steroid nasal spray and so now I snort when I laugh, do I?

If you have a chance, I hope you'll come to this at Farsley Lit Fest, at Truman Books. They've made me promise not to kill anyone in the audience this time (the clean-up takes real effort), so I'll entertain instead. A week tomorrow. Be there or not in Farsley. www.yorkshire.com/farsley/even...

I need to just go yell aggressively for like 7 hours so I can fix parts of my brain

Getting an uncontrollable burger to watch all of Star Trek in order again

Men stinking like old piss is completely unrelated from the male loneliness epidemic

Skill issue

Helena Celle - Endless Waltz (LP)

We promise!

Another Opa Opa

in case you missed it: Heartworm, the retro inspired survival horror game I spent years working on, is available now on PC, Switch 1/2, PS4/5, and Xbox One & Series S/X

🛸 Ben Quadinaros - BT310 Quadra 💿Star Wars Racer Revenge 🎮PlayStation 2🗓️ 2002

Our games are in the Steam Autumn Sale, including 50% off Crow Country, and 10% off our recently released The Mermaid Mask! store.steampowered.com/developer/SF...

Been trying to help a friend walk off their anxiety and got dragged on a 13 mile walk yesterday. Please send new ankles

Myth busting about Scotland's 'need' for data centres feat. angry moorhen (Follow us on insta at stopaidatacentres.scot)

Puma Sisters, from "Dominion Tank Police". Doodle request from my fine patrons - patreon.com/collectedcur...

I was washing the dishes and this idea popped into my head. Real crisis caught on camera.

They should explode me for a laugh

@owenod.bsky.social Cursed now that every time my mind wanders I'm just thinking about those Big Hands

This is the most masculine video on the internet right now

I've managed to stealth three custom tanks on Peace Walker and I'm shocked. I used to be absolutely dreadful at even making it past the first 4 guys

A desk job? Like... Like what that girl did in Code Geass?

No fruit leather cyber goth! You are getting too slutty with it!

Went to Subway yesterday and got directed to a touchscreen after trying to order at the counter. What's the point if there's no sandwich banter?