Robbie Rist

When your dog drags its ass across the carpet, what’s left behind is called a Ramaswamy .

Former President Obama today: “Trump should be on HGTV. He's got the White House looking like Saddam Hussein opened a Cheesecake Factory.”

From radio personality, Jon Grayson. ‘"The only thing we have to fear is fear itself." -FDR "We choose to these things not because they are easy but because they are hard." -JFK "We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal" -Thomas Jefferson "I looked at his ass."-Shitbag

"Mr. Gandhi, what do you think of Western civilization?" "I think it would be a very good idea."

Pass it on.

Instead of America executing that guy, can’t they execute the band who did that song 'Breakfast At Tiffanys'?

Does this look like an immigrant drag queen to you?

Today's Fun Fact... More women have credibly accused Trump of sexual assault, than Non-Americans have voted illegally

So. Do you think the boat captains driving the tankers in the strait of Hormuz are questioning their base pay at the moment?

Dear Death: Yesterday you took Dennis Hastert. Today you took Jim Baker. While I appreciate you ridding us of our pieces of shit, you have one more job to do.

SENATOR ERIC SCHMITT: Did you or did you not spend your entire adult life singing double-entendre laden blues rock all over the world to generally stoned teens instead of this "prosecutor'' claim, Dirtbag? JACK SMITH: Sir, I am Jack Smith. Not Aerosmith.

Your new Spoon.

First off. This site on FB is filled with terrified white racial assholes. They won’t let me in. They even tell me why…..

Eric Schmitt goes to Eagles of Death Metal shows and waits for them to play “Hotel California.” - courtesy of Mike Alexander

Another life I have is record producer. These guys just put out a new thing. I’m playing drums and piano. Engineered it too. Like glam music? thenewbrutarians.bandcamp.com/track/delinq...

Pete Hegseth: "We need our warriors to embrace the Spartan mindset.” U.S. Military: *suffers crushing defeat to the Persians*

I’m quite fond of saying ‘I don’t hate GROUPS of people. I find it MUCH more rewarding to hate on an individual basis’’.

''All of the Republican messaging going into the midterms is just "please don't let our broken promises and general ineptitude get in the way of the irrational fears that led you to elect us in the first place." Jason Rains.

I just watched a documentary on marijuana. I think that's how I'm gonna watch all documentaries from now on.

I hope I someday find someone who makes me feel this way.