Venis Cor-boo-nus

Figured out my peepaws old globe was from a one month period when the Bay of Pigs happened. How thrilling

Boof Troop

I have never heard anyone acknowledge the existence of this content

My Thanksgiving pug is getting fat and juicy

I've learned three hundred + characters and I still can't read shit. Mandarin owns

The doctor that made the frankenstein guy was pretty fucked up if you ask me

Can't we get a regular chungus for once

Roses smell like poopoo? What the hell are you talking about man...

I'm serious bro stop tickling me the shaman said not to fart on the sacred cloth

You look like a Gunk. I'm gonna call you Gunk

Eating gluten and drinking small quantities of alcohol is the play when feeling like you're going to die is the vibe

Welcome to Tinyman's

You used to have to do an elaborate quest for some freak in the woods when a demon possessed you after a night of drink. Now you take a tums

Blue sky... where the fuckers fuck and the shitters shit

A donkey can't make waffles. What a load of horse shit

All the kappas and poggers we shared together bro.... doesnt that mean anything to you

Chuckle for the fuck of it

My son Lunch Nintendo

I'm looking for a man to hug and kiss

your mom gave my fat stinking hog the heimlich maneuver

This place is a real treasure troad of bullshit

The flintstone version of a plunger is some sort of rodent tied to a stick that gives the fat stinking hog in the toilet hole the heimlich maneuver when it starts choking on one of your massive logs of shit

Mr. Mister on the radio? Fuck dude I think you're right...

John Fetterman mutagen

My chupacabra decoction put me in the hospital

Sick of the big boppers bullshit

Thinking about Mike

Geralt has got to be taking some virulent shits after drinking all those potions

Chuck L. Fuck

Taking babe out to dinner at Turdknockers

I'm sad to announce that there are photos of Larry the Cable Guy Gitten-r-Done with Jeffrey Epstein

I had a dream John Fetterman was teaching a geometry class and the required textbook was a picture book for children

Babe is giving me a tudjob

You need to piss off

Buenos wanshang fucko

It sucks that a wizard cast a spell on my huge penis and made it small

YEAH I'M GONNA WANK I'M GONNA CRANK MYYYYY

The Big Brapper

Have a good Monday everyone

morelike sonic the *huge* hog