Timothy Computer

Are there any designers on here?

Recessions, where the workload is the same, but nobody wants to sign off or pay for anything 🙃

Cutting lines of lemsip to take the fight to the source

It’s easy to mistake time for a circle, when it’s your first loop of the downward spiral

If you live in Mt Wellington, today was dry run for the traffic when ikea opens.

You could fix all of Auckland’s traffic problems overnight by removing all green lights and replacing them with orange lights, effectively doubling the speed that traffic clears an intersection

So it begins. 10-year outsourcing contracts for private hospitals? It’s a sell-off. You don’t lock in health equity with private contracts to those who profit from illness. You lock out the public. The corporate takeover of our health system is now official policy. #PublicHealthCrisis #NZPol

The thing that bothers me about apples new ‘design’ is that it appears to be a glass theme. Still the same 2 buttons and wasted space on the Lock Screen. Few if any meaningful interaction improvements. Just dribbble fantasy aesthetics writ large.

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the Marathon alpha released recently and its environments are covered with assets lifted from poster designs i made in 2017. @bungie.net @marathonthegame.bungie.net

It’s time to save the government billions by paying the men as same as everyone else.

The internet is a pathogen. Without exposure to the weakened pre-2012 version, a full dose will send your mind into either a boomer bubble or deranged neo-cult.

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Recent acquisitions

Why is it always the dumbest explanation ever

If you see this post, your Lock Screen

Your outie drives a cybertruck

Every AI advancement brings us closer to making Transformers a reality

We need to re-baseline idiocracy

There has never been a better time to update your portfolio

Brother, just go into low power mode, you don’t need my permission

It’s always a good day to ignore a person in a suit

When I die, will they hollow out my body and fill it with candy like a piñata, so everyone can finish beating the shit out of it. Cadaver Brut

Faster. Tireder. Slower

Dress for hell

we never should’ve given power to the nerds. the jocks shouldn’t have it either. we must usher in the age of the goths

We gotta get to the Captain Planet reboot pretty damn fast, too many people missed the message the first time around

We are so so so cooked The number of people who quite happily believe lies with zero evidence that reinforce their world-view is already sky high. Throwing in this quality of misinformation is the final nail in the coffin of shared reality - if that ever even existed.

Piloting a “mecha Spider-Man” that laughably has no vertical movement and primarily does damage by laying mines on the ground which are meant to be disguised by glowing webs that you shoot to surfaces, which anyone on their right mind would avoid but I’m still in bronze league so it is very effecti

The difference between brave and stupid is the outcome

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Christ.

Guy on the same bus as me is sitting here intently reading a physical book explaining the first 150 Pokémon and he is physically intrigued and enjoying it. I would kill to be able to experience this

What I lovehate about this is that the two hardcore spikes here are the GFC and the pandemic, and the third big spike is just... this government. All by itself. For no sensible reason

Perfect night for some fireworks - my neighbors every night

Stop blaming the PM. This is the result of over half the country voting him and his ilk in. Suffering is deserved by everyone who checked that damned box and I wouldn’t have it any other way.

kind of wish our out of office emails were similar to the old instant messenger away messages *~*the best part of BELIEVE is the LIE*~*~* ****Thanksgiving break****

Hello new friend, I apologize in advance

Don’t lose hope, it’s not too late for Joe Biden to appoint himself dictator for life

The Penguin is the best show on TV right now. Each episode has been killer.

i simply do not respect anyone whose entire career is getting in fights on niche microblogging websites and then posting their patreon as if this is behavior that deserves compensation. get in fights for the love of the game or fuck off