Rawhide Kobayashi

Face reveal, hello everyone.

I would probably put my penis in this jar

It's crazy to make it this long being literally the biggest loser the country has ever produced.

Eating pussy in a Bristol farms

Do you want to come over and do peptides while we watch kiyoshi kurosawa movies? I will make tacos

Packing lunch for work tomorrow (3 room temperature hotdogs in a ziplock bag)

Can't tell if I'm suffering from long covid or just getting stupider

Found this pic on my phone and I miss being the most unemployed man on the planet cuz this is what I was doing at like 11 am on a Wednesday for a year

What if you met the person of your dreams and they check every box romantically except their favorite artist is Hobo Johnson.

i got so many people calling this tweet fakeposting back when i made it but since this is bluesky and things have less reach on here im just going to post the photo

I love baseball

Berlin in 1939 serenades Hitler (heartwarming)

i sleep peacefully every night secure in the knowledge that anyone who ever wronged me is headed to giga demon hell forever

High as fuck off muscle relaxers at work

thank you for your allyship brothe– now wait just a damn minute!!!

It's like a Brazilian degrees here in LA and somehow my cat is wet. How did he get wet

everything was filled with sperm, except the captain’s pantaloons pockets

It's so fucked up they won't let me change my name at work to Asian Fantasy. I should quit

Come to my dms where we may speak of philosophical things and trade sagacious methods

Pinched nerve in my back so I have 5 days off work and will be sitting like this playing witcher 3 and watching playoff baseball for the foreseeable future. Allah is the highest

Does anyone else not give a shit about a building named after a pussy hound idiot from an evil family or is this just lib virtue signaling?

The psycho pedophile regime who kidnaps and kills us is polling unfavorably

Station Master Mikan comes out to inspect the passengers.

Me in the denver nugget jeans

Deeply relatable.

You ain't all that.

I hope whoever wrote me that parking ticket dies

We're not gonna kill ed sheeran for being a vapid husk of a human; an actor created by record conglomerates to deliver some of the most risk-free, inoffensive 'art' ever created. We're gonna kill him because he's British.

We Need A Final Fantasy Protagonist With A Receding Hairline

I'm deadass when I say the average college football fan is worse than Hitler