EM

EM

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Just laugh at my jokes and no one gets hurt.

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This set is incredible but I do need to add myself to the troves of people complaining about the disc sleeves. What were you thinking, Criterion?

I'm way behind on all the viral drama. So let me get this straight, a podcaster that nobody likes cheated on his wife with an employee because she folded and broke his iPhone Duo at The Cheesecake Factory?

The irony of Lindsay Graham being closeted is that he thought coming out would ruin his career with the GOP. He didn't consider that if he revealed he was also a pedophile it would only strengthen his position in the party.

Listening to the latest season of You Must Remember This and it's making me want to try I CONFESS again. Thought it was Hitchcock's worst movie and it was my first Montgomery Clift experience, turned me off of him for a long time. I came around on him later.

There's a great version of THE FRIGHTENERS in-between the theatrical and the director's cut. As it stands, one is too rushed and the other leans too much into comedy.

David Ellison?

EM@randomscreename.bsky.social

Watching the director's cut of THE FRIGHTENERS. Forgot how the color of the ghosts doesn't match in the added footage.

I needed a job quick and applied at Target. Agreed on a schedule so I could go to school. Had me do an overnight to learn the ropes. At the end, they told me that was my schedule. I reminded them of the agreement and the manager said if I didn't like it then I could leave. So I did.

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So the Paramount produced STREET FIGHTER decided to put an unfunny MAGA podcaster at the center of their movie and it's not working out for them? I'm shocked.

If someone had to step up and help Matt Reeves finish Batman, I'm glad it's Soderbergh. The man is a chameleon and will likely make his work indistinguishable from that of Reeves.

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Memory and RAM being diverted to AI slowly killing the personal computer and smartphone industries is one of the funniest ways the dipshits in the tech world are routinely slamming windows shut on their own dicks.

Jesse Felder@jessefelder.com

‘The smartphone market suffered its worst decline on record in the September quarter, after rising memory costs pushed shipments down 22% with worse to come, according to market researcher IDC.’ www.bloomberg.com/news/article...

Can't wait to see them fuck it all up like they always do. Defeat from the jaws of victory etc etc.

The Washington Post@washingtonpost.com

Americans trust the Democratic Party more than Republicans “to keep the country prosperous,” marking the Democratic party’s first clear lead with voters on the economic issue in more than a decade in Gallup’s annual governance poll.

And the ending is a mean piece of business.

TyTheFilmAddict@tythefilmaddict.bsky.social

The Netflix TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE deserves a reappraisal. It’s 81 mins, contains the ONLY actual chainsaw massacre in the franchise, and flouts elevated horror norms by flirting with em then going, “nah, a chainsaw man is scarier.” That’s a lot better than most slasher sequels decades later.

This movie is very much a product of its time, but it does inadvertently convey the message that bi erasure is bad. Bonus baby Tom Atkins too!

I see Shane Gillis was given another platform to show the world how much he sucks. His routine and delivery is still like a guy at his first open mic.

*Morgan Freeman voice* "No one ever expected Brooks to fake his own death and come back armed and ready to blow down the walls of Shawshank to get us out. And get us out he did."

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Julia Carrie Wong@joolia.bsky.social

Is there a work of art that was created well before the current era that you feel explains Trump and MAGA and everything better than anything contemporary? For me it’s Assassins (1990) but I’m curious if other people have one.

I think of someone else whose public execution would actually help this country.

Kyle Griffin@kylegriffin1.bsky.social

WASHINGTON (AP) - Pentagon says the firing squad execution of Fort Hood shooter Nidal Malik Hasan will be livestreamed in December.