Ronil Patel

Congratulations Harry Kane 👏👏👏

RIP Walter Koenig

Is this why we've been stockpiling food? I always knew he was the herald of the apocalypse

Get ready guys it's almost time for the "look how dark it is already" comments. As always it's best to get in there first otherwise you'll have to think of something else. My backup is usually "it's dark when I leave home and now it's dark when I leave work. I've become nocturnal lol!"

F me this day feels LONG

Cynthia Erivo is the host of SNL UK this week. Ok they better have a sketch about how weird her and Ariana Grande were in interviews

I've only ever seen the odd episode from time to time. I wonder how many they actually made. Looking forward to finding out

All the wind and rain over the last two days has made me glad I got my roof fixed the other week

Happy to get the lead but I hate penalties for the ball hitting a defenders hand. Especially when it's kicked directly at it by another defender clearing the ball #Arsenalwfc

#Gogglebox missed a trick here, the Sugababes should've changed lineups after each ad break

I was out yesterday and didn't catch any of the news so missed the stockpiling news. Um, why are we stockpiling?

A brief History of Art update..

I was very disappointed to hear this 'joke' being told by someone who I thought was decent. However, I was even more disappointed nobody in the room raised an objection to it at the time

Wanting to win tonight's lottery so I can have the heating on immediately rather than wait another month

Cue, all media demonising them, calling them 'ungrateful' for getting any sort of pay rise when compared to everyone getting none. It's ok tho when a Labour govt gets in charge it'll remedy this and fight for them...oh wait

I don't normally talk about him and this is clearly BS. I'm pretty sure this was what they used to call the 'American Dream', come to America with nothing and get rich. I guess they meant only if your white

If I was driving over a bridge and a section in front of me collapsed, I'd simply just reverse and get off the bridge. Rather than continue forward, let alone pause on the bridge

I love a Bounty, an all Bounty tub would be a loved treat

Being Black in America like being on The Truman Show...

Another draw for #Arsenalwfc after being one down. Not the result we or Renee Slegers needed

Watching an old Top of the Pops from 2000 and they've just played a Whitney Houston and George Michael song 😥 RIP guys

who could have possibly foreseen this

Something to put a smile on your face today

I don't get this maybe I'm missing something. From what I heard on the news this morning young people will be employed to gain experience, but, still receive benefits. So the company won't pay them?. Why would companies ever employ these people if they can just have a revolving door of free staff?

I watched Digger and really enjoyed it. The 'twist' was spoiled for me beforehand, but, it made me even more interested to see it. I understand why some may be put off, it's definitely a marmite film. I was smiling from start to finish. Personally it's worth seeing

I don't care what pictures are on the bank notes I very rarely use. I care more about the increasingly fewer things that money lets me buy

Great news, all: the Goatse device has been preserved for future generations at the Heraklion Video Game Museum

Video clips can persuade people to listen to your podcast. However, if you say something stupid I don't know you well enough and can't give you the benefit of doubt. Instead I think you're a moron and will never listen to your pod

Well, that's a hell of a thing to leave next to a statue of Joan of Arc.😏

I found this funny to read. They will learn nothing from this and will probably sack some staff to save costs

We'll need a place to keep this brain training equipment and invent a code to store them in order for ease of reference. They'll need employees to maintain the place and aid people with their enquiries. These employees must wear cardigans at all times

Lower the beeps at checkouts

And some parts of the dome will be made from the rubber taken from captured small boats. This will keep costs manageable

She's deluded but I suppose at least she didn't say she'd target small boats with it. Yet, I give it a week

Jeffrey Archer was a cunt but by all accounts a really good writer. Don't forget the cunt part tho

Very harsh of #OnlyConnect to have two young teams then give them each impossible categories on the wall. Dennis Potter TV shows that probably aired 20 years before they were born. Roles of the actor Derek Jacobi, someone they hadn't heard of and again probably played 20 years before they were born

The last 10 mins of this Northern Ireland and Georgia game has been cracking #NIRvGEO

I think the writers confusing prepping for a possible incident with bulk buying essentials when they're cheap. I do not know anyone stockpiling but I know plenty of people, like me, buying multiples of a product when they're on offer

From bad to worse 🤦 The manager has to take some of the blame for changing up our formation. We were not in any real threat but I can't blame her for wanting to change things up and go for a win. We'll just have to start afresh after the international break

FFS Arsenal 🤦 Who didn't track back and cover their player, because that's the only reason Hemp could be unmarked in the box

#Arsenalwfc really needs a win today. We've not had an ideal start to the season given our signings in the summer

I'm gonna start saying Knee to Nose, but no-one will know I'm doing a bit because they're not on Bluesky. Then I'll have to explain this and possibly even show them to prove I do know it's wrong. An explained joke is the best kind of joke