Random Rage

I don't know if this is anxiety or not but I do know I have insomnia and my brain is playing "Toxic" by Britney Spears on a loop

Send Help is that one episode of Steven Universe where they get stuck on an island except Sam Raimi directed it (complimentary)

Facebook started giving me random notifications for suggested friends. In my confusion, I clicked on one. And now I've taught Facebook that it can trick me into opening the app by showing me random friend suggestions. The programmers are desperate and it's kind of sad how far the app has fallen.

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Love how you can be in the middle of a video on Instagram and then your finger accidentally grazes the screen and the video changes and the one you were watching is hidden away forever. Love that. Super great user design. Peak usability.

I will never ever get tired of Great Value brands over performing on the Epicurious blind taste tests

Getting a lot of questions about my "I'm not affiliated with Jeffery Epstein press conference" that were already answered by the press conference

Sometimes I get on here looking for hot takes but then I read some of the comments and I'm like "oh yeah the barrier to entry is literally zero and this app is also filled with absolute morons"

Why can't Walmart online be anywhere near as good as Amazon? It shouldn't be hard, Amazon sucks. But Walmart somehow sucks more?

Six months without employment is starting to take its toll. I really feel like I'm starting to lose my shit.

"They told us what they were going to do. They published it. They put it on a website. And when it happened, the press was surprised." Hoo boy, everyone should bookmark this @parkermolloy.com piece & make sure everyone involved in media reads it.

If you play Strip Mine in Magic the Gathering you are a bad person and I hate you

Succession really was one of the most realistic shows

People need to stop saying Kimmel was cancelled for specific comments. He was cancelled because Nexstar need government approval to buy a bunch of TV stations and they’re hoping throwing a talk show host Trump doesn’t like into a volcano will get them approval. That’s it.

You know that the economy is on a downturn when Northpark doesn't have their door valets out on a Sunday (this is a hyper-specific Dallas post)

Am I the only one having a hard time getting into Alien Earth?

I love that Lorde was New Zealand's goth darling but she discovered weed and then she was like I'm gonna make a beach album and make the cover my taint lol

So are they gonna get Joseph Kosinski to remake all of Tony Scott's films because... I could get on board with that

Are we sure this isn't just an active imprint and Echo is going deep undercover? (But seriously good for her) ew.com/eliza-dushku...

If I traveled back in time to tell mid-20s me that bill kristol was now to the left of many mainstream dems and the drudge report was a useful website in tracking the authoritarian trump dynasty I'm pretty sure younger me would have had older me euthanized

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The folks hollering about “family values” are out here tearing families apart with unlawful ICE raids, militarized police, & the weaponization of government. All while ripping away food & healthcare from working-class families. Are the family values in the room with us?

Transphobes saw Bugs Bunny fooling someone in drag and were confused by it sexually and made it their whole personality

Shout out to everyone else who can determine how long they've been at their job by the increment of the number following their password after every forced password reset

I believe in tipping generously but I also believe that if you say, "Guess you hated it, huh?" when encountering an empty plate you should automatically lose 5%

Andor just makes me angrier and angrier at the sequel trilogy. Like they went through all this effort to defeat fascism but okay let's just undo it all with a new Death Star but bigger this time

I 100% do not trust the Best Buy website to not crash but I'm also too scared that refreshing the page will lose my place in line for a switch 2...

Anyone actually getting a switch 2 preorder to work anywhere?

I can’t believe how stupid everything is

Mild controversial opinion: on the whole, Walmart bathrooms are nicer than Target's

Yet when I say this to my partner...

I don’t know what to say about this but I have to share it. A lot of people exaggerate and sensationalize but this appears to be a woman with a student visa being kidnapped by masked “officers” for writing a Pro-Palestine op-ed. How is this not just textbook authoritarian secret police shit?

I defy you if you think differently

I love AppleTV+ and I am so happy that they've made and supported Severance, but I fucking HATE their big fullscreen ad that comes in way too soon during the end credits.

"Meesa give you all da kingdoms o da world, ifn yousa be bowing and worship me."

One of the worst modern inventions is the meeting before the meeting to get ready for the meeting

One of the reasons that Apple and Netflix have superior streaming app experiences (regardless of price or library) is that at their core, they're both software companies instead of movie studios playing at being one

Allegory alert!