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Pete Hegseth is an evil version of Hans and Franz.

In tonight’s speech, Trump will promise to grant everyone three wishes. Media afterwards: “experts discuss best ways to use your three wishes”

Norway is going to win today. Captain of English team played golf with Trump and everything Trump touches dies. The curse must be fulfilled!

When this is all over there will be a statue of Scott Pelley in a place of honor and Trump will rot in an unmarked grave.

Trump is a dingleberry

Even MAGA has to see that if it’s too dangerous to go to an outside event in DC that he will also have to stop playing golf and holding rallies

I'm going to let you in on a secret that only very few know. Promise not to tell anyone? Ok, here it is: everything he says is meaningless bullshit.

So is the point where we go back to pretending that what just happened wasn't utterly evil and insane? (I mean pretending that for a couple of days of course. We'll be back here again real soon.)

As a reminder to those who are assisting this insanity, it wasn't Hitler hanging from the rope at Nuremberg.

No people have ever freely elected such an unfit person to their highest office; no person hold the highest office has ever started such an unnecessary and damaging war.

coup d'etat

Amateurs think strategy. Professionals think logistics. These fools don’t think at all.

As a reminder, purging senior military leadership for political reasons worked out super-great for the Soviet Union on the eve of WW2.

Really would like to thank everyone who voted for Trump or didn't vote for ushering in this entirely foreseeable shit show. You should all be very proud of yourselves and just keep in mind that it's going to get a lot worse and our grandchildren will be dealing with the repercussions.

Apropos of nothing in particular today: defying convention Charles I attends Parliament. It did not end well for him.

Quick note for MAGA: you have a better chance of being sent to Iran than setting foot in that ballroom.

WTF shall henceforth stand for "where the files?"

How did America commit suicide? Slowly at first, then all at once.

One slight positive in this shitshow: I’m pretty sure Taiwan is safe. Why would China draw the heat for one island when we are wrapping up the whole world in a bow for them?

I’m getting the sense we’re going to bumblefuck our way into WW3. This time with us as the bad guys

I bet you anything the subject of tactical nuclear weapons has been raised in the WH.

The only qualification necessary to predict that Iran would close the Straits of Hormuz and cause oil prices to skyrocket is to have been a sentient human being in the 1970s and 80s.

This is well worth the time www.youtube.com/live/ylvTFvJ...

I’m guessing Marco Rubio will attempt an Albert Speer when this is over: "Yes, I was neck deep in all of it at from start to finish, but I secretly maintained a lower-than-average level of enthusiasm about it."

The legal protections enjoyed by the president while in office have always been justified by an understandable deference aimed at not interfering with his duties to the nation. Tell me again what services Donald Trump is rendering to the nation to merit those protections?

The president is elected and serves within the framework of the US Constitution. When he ceases to operate within that framework, he ceases to be president. This is an illegitimate regime that happens to hold de facto power for the moment.

Finally, the dream of every American patriot for centuries: our chance to destroy the insolent Greenlanders!

From Trump’s perspective, our century long alliances are like a grooming relationship where we promised to take care of our allies, so they came to trust us and let their guard down. Now, true to his sex-abuser nature, he plans to rape them.

You’re not getting your security deposit back.

The two-man group, Insane Clown Posse, put on a wild show today. Too bad the tickets got messed up and they played to a Gathering of the Generals instead of Juggalos.

So U.S. cities should be the training ground for the world's most lethal fighting force? Once again, I'd like to thank everyone who voted for him or couldn't be bothered to vote. Really thought that one through didn't you?

It’s one of those things where the average American says who the hell are you to tell me how to live? If we cease being that country, if we become a country where we all say please tell me how to live, we’re doomed. - Pete Hamill

Funny how JD Vance places so much emphasis on heritage when he made his name by calling his family trash.

No kings. We’re not asking; we’re telling.

Telling someone they’d make a good concentration camp guard used to be an insult. Now it seems more like career advice.

Those don’t get mentioned now when he pumps shitcoin/social media, hosts WH Tesla commercials, excludes Russia from tariffs. Even market manipulation is barely noted. In terms of avoiding conflicts and adhering to ethical standards, his 1st term is closer to Carter’s than to this monstrosity. 2/2

Trump’s 1st admin was corrupt far beyond any that preceded it, but lip service was paid to the Emoluments Clause, releasing taxes, separation from daily business mgt, foreign interests at DC hotel, etc. 1/2

Senator Booker, you are doing God’s work. Thank you!

Columbia University has a $15 billion (and counting) endowment and is considered one of the top academic institutions in the world yet somehow they seem to be unfamiliar with the concept of FU money. www.nytimes.com/2025/03/25/o...

I’ve never seen a better summary of the GOP over the last ten years than this sentence