Chris Kelly

You, me break into a liquor store, get trashed and pass out - we go to jail. But be a raccoon - you get a whole marketing campaign. 🤣 www.wric.com/news/local-n...

It's Friday! Party like a Virginia raccoon.

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It's right there in the plan documents.

How a real leader acts abcnews.go.com/US/video/oba...

Have to agree with Calvin here, the pace is way too hectic.

The legend lives on from the Chippewa on down Of the big lake, they called Gitche Gumee The lake, it is said, never gives up her dead When the skies of November turn gloomy 🙏 Remembering the 29 🙏

I spent many years working along side women, working in women run departments, in many different settings from warehousing to C-Suite. If women ruin the workplace, I'll take a ruined workplace any day of the week. The bitchiest babies are/were men. And, marriage is marriage, full stop. Let love be.

I could stand to lose a couple hundred pounds myself, but damn. Math is no friend to any of these Administration Asshats. www.yahoo.com/news/article...

Space - the touristy frontier.

ELO setting the rhythm of tonight's workout. 🎶💪

Your cat when you're choking to death in your apartment

If sandwich shops don’t start offering a sandwich named “the acquittal” then what are we even doing

Happy Thursday, earthlings.

Continental catastrophe

Oh, you simple-minded, wheezing gargoyle . . . you were very much on the ballot. You are blamed for the shutdown. You are blamed from SNAP shutting down. You are blamed for a bad economy. And numerous people interviewed last night mentioned that seeing the East Wing destroyed motivated them to vote.

Kimmel returns on Sinclair, their total BS release is here: sbgi.net/sinclair-sta...

Gee, what could possibly go wrong with this. 😐 www.yahoo.com/news/article...

This is now where we are. The philistines are breaching the gate. Account name redacted to protect the innocent. I may start locking accounts down hard.

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And let me just say that, if there truly is a hell, Joe Ladapo can burn in it for eternity. Equating life saving vaccines to slavery is a special kind of demented mind fuck.

In case you'd like to know the political hellscape we inhabit here.

Who's up for seafood?

Happy birthday to me. 😆69 and feeling fine! Except for that right knee, otherwise fine! Oh, the shoulder kinda hurts this morning - but OK! 🤣

Happy Friday to everyone not outed with their side piece at a Coldplay concert. 🤣

CONTINUE TO ROAST TRUMP WITH PICTURES AND TRUP'S ASSOCIATION WITH THIS PREDATOR. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER. 😎

Just how bad can AI get - www.eweek.com/news/grok-4-...

Happy Friday the 13th!

Rest In Peace - Brian Wilson 🌊 www.youtube.com/watch?v=u90b...

Good Friday morning #NMRollCall It is June 6th, the day the original ANTIFA showed how allies work with and defend each other. Never forget.

Happy Friday! It's nearly the weekend, hope everyone has a wonderful, easy day! Here? Hot. Way hot. Stupid hot. Did I mention the temp is up?

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Amazon's Prime Grifter

🌹Happy Mother's Day!🌹

This is how much Trump wants to wreck the country and make people suffer. “I do not believe it is in the best interests of the American people to eliminate the Federal Emergency Management Agency,” Hamilton said at the hearing. <--Fired for speaking truth www.politico.com/news/2025/05...

DERPITY DERP DERP!

This is sick and malicious discrimination. I cry for all my LGBTQ friends and their families. No one should be subject to live life surrounded by such fear and intimidation. 😭🤬❤️💚💜🖤💙🌈 You are safe, loved, and appreciated here.

Are you fucking kidding me - no, apparently not. 🤦‍♂️ arstechnica.com/health/2025/...

For those that celebrate ..mayonnaise. 😎

May the 4th be with you! 🙏😄🤺💪

Happy Friday! Hope the day is good to you. We have everything scheduled here in the weather department - sun and warm this morning, now rain and thunder with a 10 degree drop, later cold front and 40s tonight. Rain chances next days: 88%, 0%, 1%, 93% - it crazy.

Windows, for some reason, decided to stretch one of my sunset shots across both monitors. Cool 😎 #Photography

American Dream, or American nightmare? www.aei.org/carpe-diem/c...

Somebody bring the chips.