Dinosaur Comics!

glad to have been of service. okay bye www.qwantz.com/index.php?co...

this is how moral universalism gets you: you get to be a hater but you have to admit that your haters have a point? TRULY unfair www.qwantz.com/index.php?co...

i don't know if you want to see a doctor, but you may want to get that checked out. hence the famous expression, "if you don't want to check me out, check yourself out" www.qwantz.com/index.php?co...

sorry to all chosen ones in my audience but i stand by my words. listen: just tell yourself this is just part of the challenges you're to face on your extra-special chosen journey www.qwantz.com/index.php?co...

The oceanic pole of inaccessibility (Point Nemo, 48°52.6′S 123°23.6′W), is famous for two things. First, for being the single point on the planet where you are as far from land as it is possible to be. Second, for being a MEMORABLY bad hotel www.qwantz.com/index.php?co...

watson was like, "damn, this was going to be a nice short case file for a minute, but now i gotta explain time travel using steam. damn damn damn" www.qwantz.com/index.php?co...

the best tattoo in the world (there are better tattoos on aliens in space) www.qwantz.com/index.php?co...

t-rex in: getting in SHAPE www.qwantz.com/index.php?co...

ah yes, human a la mode qwantz.com/index.php?co...

it's usually gone by sunrise. not always though qwantz.com/index.php?co...

if you believe in yourself you can work within the existing constraints imposed upon you to, in some cases, accomplish a subset of your dreams www.qwantz.com/index.php?co...

IN THE BIBLE HE'S MOSTLY JUST A PLACE AND NOT A GUY BUT REST ASSURED THERE IS IN FACT A DUDE NAMED "JORDAN" JUST OFF-SCREEN IN SEVERAL IMPORTANT SCENES THAT I DIDN'T WRITE ABOUT / HE DOESN'T SAY ANYTHING BUT HE DOES NOD HIS HEAD REAL VIGOROUSLY AT ALL THE BEST PARTS www.qwantz.com/index.php?co...

you can't spell "crisis" without misspelling "cry" www.qwantz.com/index.php?co...

SECRETS OF DINOSAUR COMICS: there's time between the panels. this is also a secret of all comics in general, but you heard it here first www.qwantz.com/index.php?co...

death comes to us all, so let's all stop investigating it qwantz.com/index.php?co...

when you think about it, writers are really mean to people who, on top of everything else, don't even EXIST yet www.qwantz.com/index.php?co...

i will be DAMNED if i lose to a CONCEPT www.qwantz.com/index.php?co...

though he's known today for them many new words he invented in the course of his writing, shakespeare's career as a sandwich innovator is sadly less well-documented qwantz.com/index.php?co...

(said through a mouthful of chips) the word "hero" gets thrown around a lot these days but in this case it must apply www.qwantz.com/index.php?co...

Units of measurement? More like units of BETRAYAL qwantz.com/index.php?co...

it's pronounced "lessthanthree" and you have to say it really quickly like it's one word, WHICH IT IS. www.qwantz.com/index.php?co...

dear diary: Utahraptor dismantled my entire deal with surgical precision earlier today. who taught him this www.qwantz.com/index.php?co...

is "odin" a corruption of "woden", which is itself a corruption of "whoa, dan"? i'm just asking questions. who IS this great and amazing dan that inspires us all to say "whoa"?? www.qwantz.com/index.php?co...

this only continues to prove that all the best stories begin with the exact sentence "the year: the future." qwantz.com/index.php?co...

that's right, it was an acronym all along!! it was an extremely tortured acronym all along qwantz.com/index.php?co...

t-rex had to make his first mistake SOMETIME, might as well be now qwantz.com/index.php?co...

yes, utahraptor is indeed Going Through It qwantz.com/index.php?co...

if you need inspiration, boy have you come to the place!! qwantz.com/index.php?co... please note: i did not say "right place"

if you don't like isolation then that's a problem that can be solved by kissing. if you don't like kissing then that's a problem that can be solved by isolation. either way this is EASY qwantz.com/index.php?co...

such is the nature of this mind-bendingly incredible reveal that one finds oneself beyond the reach of lower, or even mixed-case expression qwantz.com/index.php?co...

people love a jokester at the legally-mandated annual general meeting of their condominium corporation qwantz.com/index.php?co...

IGNORE PARENTS; INDULGE CHILDREN; LEAVE WHEN THEY ARE OTHERWISE OCCUPIED WITH SLUDGE qwantz.com/index.php?co...

food that makes you ask your waiter, sir, have i offended you in some way qwantz.com/index.php?co...

YES PROBABILITY DOES NOT WORK THIS WAY, BUT LOOK: IN THIS CASE, IT JUST DID qwantz.com/index.php?co...

tell enough stories about a someone and you will inevitably hit the Turned Into A Horse episode qwantz.com/index.php?co...

a bit of luck and a bit of guile isn't enough! you need a LOT of luck and need a medium amount of guile! qwantz.com/index.php?co...

maybe we were all holding back on photos until we got our faces under control qwantz.com/index.php?co...

HOW TO PICK UP SEXY AND INTERESTING PEOPLE AT THE GYM qwantz.com/index.php?co...

i'd imagine it seems like MOST people hate growing hair, given how often we shave it, cut it, or destroy it with actual lasers??? qwantz.com/index.php?co...

i'd tell you to walk it off, but you don't know how to walk, so - crawl it off! oh, no crawling yet either? uh... roll it off? qwantz.com/index.php?co...

yes mr. and mrs. flies decided to name their baby "thyme", what of it? it pairs nicely with his brother "horse" qwantz.com/index.php?co...

and i don't have to tell you this, but when that happens in a matter/antimatter intermix chamber it's not great qwantz.com/index.php?co...

i too am hard to use and gorgeous to look at. do i apologize? i do not. qwantz.com/index.php?co...

given the small size of our field we're also the worst there is at what we do, but we like to focus on the positive qwantz.com/index.php?co...

how often are you getting pizza pie thrown into your eyes, dean? dean. dean i just wanna know why you assumed that was a universal experience www.qwantz.com/index.php?co...

could the ultimate experience of flesh TRULY be made manifest before me? forsooth, by mine own actions?? qwantz.com/index.php?co...

I'm sending out an update to my SECRET PALS mailing list today - it's free, it's got secrets, AND it's got dog pics?? Wow that sounds GREAT: secretpals.beehiiv.com/subscribe

friends, romans, third type of guy: lend me your ears qwantz.com/index.php?co...

sherlock put on a hamburger costume and deduced it felt all wrong for him. he was a polish sausage costume guy or he was NOTHING qwantz.com/index.php?co...

look, we ALL wish there was more to life than sprinting through museums as fast as possible, but that is really all there is qwantz.com/index.php?co...