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I'm here to take care of Marines and chew bubble gum. And gum is prohibited per MCO 1020.34H, para 1006.a.

just asked my tailor if he disavows the muslin brotherhood

The Turkish Navy was the first to start designing "motherships." If the USN was smart they'd realize that they already have ships that can do this job without a single design change and they'd just build more amphibs.

I have blamed The agents That hacked Your website And which You probably Reasonably thought I controlled Forgive me I am rich And unaccustomed To taking responsibility

What air defense doing?

1996: can't use the internet without your phone 2010: the internet stretches before you like the vast expanse of a new frontier. You dance through it, unhindered. Unburdened. You have never heard of 2-factor authentication. 2026: can't use the internet without your phone

Vennception.

Live footage of the Washington Metro: youtu.be/fcTpFru3vYs?...

Local plumbers two steps ahead of every university administrator in america 👏

Wait they seriously named this the "GONDOR Act"?

For anyone else out there who plays Connections, a must-read. defector.com/i-can-no-lon...

WHOA. bleedingcool.com/tv/conan-gen...

If you pre-order A Theory of Justice you unlock three alternative outfits and a unique mount for John Rawls.

inherent in the idea that one should be on X the Everything App is the idea that Posting is Important. it is to you maybe. but also you're not good at it. i mean look at you. you can't even convince people to go back to X the Everything App. you are not a thought leader

And we are live! Massive thanks to everyone who contributed to this. Reading your posts made me so much madder than I ever knew was possible

[mid play-fight] Me: "Oh my god, you argumentative little-" 12yo: "You opened this can of horses, now lie in it."

Youngest loves music so I put VLC their phone and we use a converter to get MP3s (protects from youtube rabbitholing). Today they wanted a new tranche of music converted. Says to me, "Please help me install more music on my traffic cone." Reminded me of

I bought a French duck I was going to cook in a Cantonese-style barbecue sauce; but the duck escaped, covered me in the glaze, and forced me into the oven. I was hoisined by my own canard

Oh, you mean that someone presented them with a fait accompli and only informed them at the last minute? Can you imagine that? Who would do something like that to a partner?

For the n=1 case, there exists at least 1 "C" in C5ISRT. Assume that we have created an acronym with n "C"s: C(n)ISRT. This acronym describes a capability that either we or our adversaries must counter, requiring a C(n+1)ISRT to do so. Therefore, it's C∞ISRT. Turtles all the way down.

Pretty sure I got this off @lethalityjane.bsky.social 8 years ago, and man, it was downright adorable that I thought I understood the meme back then.

It’s really funny that all of these guys would tell you with a straight face that they have read Meditations 1000 times

Fascinating Bloomberg piece about how AI is used as an excuse for downsizing, but isn't usually the real reason: > “We’re restructuring around AI” is a growth signal. “We over-hired during the pandemic and revenue softened” is an accountability signal. /1

Is not tomorrow, boy, the ides of March?

You have to be smarter than your tools.

congrats to the fort mead front office for accepting a new director to train

Homeland defense looks different from 6,000 miles away. On Guam, it is immediate.

Don’t let this get lost in the shuffle.
 
These $1,776 "warrior dividends" weren't bonuses. Trump just stole money out of a fund meant to help our troops find affordable housing.

We wanted to understand how rugged English-Scots-Irish culture has shaped America. So we talked to three white South African billionaires at a sex party in the Bahamas.

The Campaign Without Master is going strong! ⚔️ Over 460 Rogues have joined us so far, amazing! 🔥 The Eidolon Folios are now 8 cards = more art from @gorangligovic.bsky.social, @goblinprincete.bsky.social, and our map artists! 🔜 A fifth Folio, announcement soon! www.kickstarter.com/projects/unw...