S. E. Hardy, Muppet D.I.

ATTENTION There's a NEW Tenth Doctor Funko coming out on November 8th!! THIS IS NOT A DRILL As many know, the original three or four released have been over $100 for a long time. This new one, which features his floppy hair, will be just $15 at time of release! 🟦

Back pain being too much to sleep is always a fun time. 🤦🏻

happy october 21 to all those who celebrate 🗓️

First and only brand new car I'll ever own had 8mi on it when I got it. Just hit 101000 and it's still in perfect condition. #BuyForeign

#ProtectTheDolls 😍🥹🌻😍🫂 #MySunshines

Great gift ideas for your three-armed, 24-fingered family members - what a bargain!

Fuck a hypnic jerk, honestly.

Reposting this eulogy I wrote for my magical, mysterious ex-stray cat George, who died in 2024, in case anybody would like a read. I've removed the paywall. It was very, very hard to write but I think it might be my favourite thing I’ve ever written about cats. tomcox.substack.com/p/eulogy-for...

Tomorrow

Every September, double shots!

OH MY GOD THEY'RE SO FREAKING ADORABLE

She changed her mind about my braces. She is a fan now. #GreatForScritching

Hey you. DRINK WATER RIGHT NOW

He’s a tin, but he can’t spell.

Meep

Today at coffee with friends, my phone started buzzing and when I pulled it out, it showed I was in the line with 911 Emergency Services. Apparently if you click your power button 5 times it will call them then lock you out of your phone for hours. 🤦🏻 Turned that setting off real fast. Ugh.

Happy birthday, Jim Henson! TBT to my JH tattoo 😀

Blessed Mabon, lovelies. #Equinox

Happy birthday to icon Bill Murray.

HALP

ChatGPT is asking folks to link their Health apps now..... 😒🤨🧐

But WHY?!? #ClingyButt #BrattyFatty #NeedsALLthePets #FootFetishist

Meh cultbox.co.uk/news/movie-e...

Hey girl, did you fall from heaven? Because I'm skeptical of religion, and I think you probably just ubered here.

MIKE FLANAGAN HAS MADE A CARRIE MINISERIES THIS IS NOT A DRILL

Getting into spoopy season spooper early this year!

Someone is not a fan of my new braces. They aren't as soft to rub against and they smell like not-dad still. #BabyBean #MyBrattyFatty #SpecialKitteh #DisabilitySky 🦖 #EDS

🛸 Happy X-Files Day! 👽 On this day 33 years ago – 10 September 1993 – The X-Files premiered, with Mulder and Scully tackling their first mysterious case together in the pilot. The truth is still out there… #TheXFiles #XFilesDay

Best instructions ever. /s /pos #MungBean #PianoFingers

Is it even a horror movie if the MC doesn't forget to turn their phone on silent when they're sneaking?

33 DAYS UNTIL HALLOWEEN TIME

Just an unhinged budget for British actors on Only Murders in the Building I'M SO EXCITED

Eeeeeeeee!!!!!

What a horrid August.

Seriously? Tim too? I hate everything.

Dolly 😔 Such a great human being. And a Buffy fan.

Today's Wordle be like

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PSA: If you want to get up in your feels, check out "Don't Say Good Luck."

Please someone help. 🙏🏼

Heading to the doctor; always gotta have a book and water! 📚🚰

Oh snap!!!!!!