Q. Pheevr

Q. Pheevr

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“Frigidly shy at the commencement of a party, confusingly vigilant about the middle, and insultingly weary towards the end.” “Combine[s] stateliness with a desperate effort to be funny.” Pronouns: accustomed to he, also fine with they http://q.pheevr.ca

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Aslaksen the tippler in The League of Youth and Aslaksen the Temperance Society representative in An Enemy of the People.

Sophia_Nyx 🐰@sophianyx.bsky.social

Name two characters you think are the same person.

I wasn’t thrilled to hear the name of the composer of “Entrance of the Gladiators” pronounced “[ʤ]ulius Few-Chick,” but I wasn’t exactly surprised, either. On the other hand, I was both surprised and delighted to hear that he wrote it while serving in the “Astro-Hungarian” army.

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There’ve been some significant innovations in the Hokey Pokey since I was a child.

Ward Q. Normal (he/him)@wardqnormal.bsky.social

Yesterday's drive home was several bands telling you where to put a part of your body: Put Your Big Toe in the Milk of Human Kindness Put Your Boobs On Put Your Finger in the Socket Put Your Hand Inside the Puppet Head Put Your Hand on the Computer (That's Elvis C, Ween, Man or Astro-Man?, TMBGx2)

I want just one thing from the U.S. midterm elections, and that’s for all the Republican candidates to lose.

In Wake County: "Nearly half of all voters who showed up the polls, close to 10,500, were affiliated with the Democratic party. Roughly 8,400 other voters were unaffiliated, and 2,800 were affiliated with the Republican party."

I want this both for practical reasons (because they will govern very badly if elected) and for spiteful ones (because they are shitty people and deserve to suffer disappointment).

I’m getting e-mails from @ndp.ca with subject lines like “We’re sending billions to U.S. companies”. Now, I’m not a political advertising expert or anything, but I can’t help thinking it would be more effective if they said “The Liberal government is sending billions to U.S. companies”. 🤷🏼

thestar.comPM Mark Carney pledged to ‘Buy Canadian.’ Since then, $7.8 billion in contracts went to American corporationsA Star analysis reveals U.S. firms dominated federal contracts despite PM Mark Carney’s ‘Buy Canadian’ promise.

No matter how good the makeup and prosthetics are, I just can’t buy Tom Cruise as a female wombat.

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If you're celebrating Thanksgiving this weekend, here are some ideas for jazzing up your leftovers!

Iva Cheung@ivacheung.com

Happy first birthday to *After the Feast*—my little cookbooklet meant to share ways to reduce food waste and make the most out of your turkey-dinner leftovers! The PDF is free to download, and print copies support the Qajuqturvik Community Food Centre. ivacheung.com/2025/09/afte...

Of all the trivial and repetitive tasks I routinely have to perform, the one I’d most like to be able to automate is clicking boxes that say “I am not a robot.”

What are they gonna do about it, reinstate Nixon as president? I don’t think that would be *good*, but it would certainly be an improvement (regardless of whether they also brought him back to life).

John Light@johnalight.bsky.social

The DOJ is reviewing "whether the special prosecutor’s office that investigated the famed Watergate break-in committed misconduct, according to people familiar with the matter, more than half a century after that scandal led to Nixon’s resignation."

For reconciliation to be possible, it’s not enough to acknowledge past harms; we have to stop committing present harms.

Alina Pete@alinapete.bsky.social

The Carney govt's committment to "economic growth" puts Indigenous people and lands up on the chopping block for further exploitation www.aptnnews.ca/national-new...

The NWMP was founded as a white-supremacist colonial force. It and its successors have always portrayed themselves as the good guys: they may confess the sins of previous generations, but they never question the legitimacy of the authority they wield now. bsky.app/profile/alin...