Corinne Myers 🪷🇺🇦🇵🇸

“The devil’s aversion to holy water is a light matter compared with a despot’s dread of a newspaper that laughs.” -Mark Twain #1stAmendment

Hey, #Dallas, the #RNCMidtermConvention is coming. Get ready for #Grindr to crash.

He needs no help, because 💩 floats.

I can think of another (orange) stain upon the universe who should be banished to the oubliette.

#MichelleObama is certainly more of a man than #JoshHokit will ever be, and Barack is more of a woman than he'll ever *get*.

Who knew that AMERICATHON 2 would be a documentary?

#BOTD, #HarlanEllison (1934-2018), who said, "You are not entitled to your opinion. You are entitled to your informed opinion. No one is entitled to be ignorant."

I want the @markhamillofficial.bsky.social post on a tee shirt.

@georgetakei.bsky.social Warmest wishes 🤗 for a very happy birthday 🥳 and a prosperous year. 🗓 Many marvelous returns! 💖

I just saw the title of Warren Beatty's 1990 comic strip detective film spelled "**** Tracy" on Buzzfeed. That's too woke even for me.

45 is probably the only #POTUS who had to take a treponemal test (3x), too. He aced that, as well. Perfect score.

I think it's rather sad that my recent emojis are 🙄🥴😔🤕😣😵😵‍💫😡🤬🤢🤮 🤔 and 🟠💩

The seaports, not the Mexican border, and not the skies, were always the largest means of ingress. All they sent to the seaports were revenue collectors. And #ICE are at the airports! 🤣🤣🤣

Happy Friday the 13th, to those who celebrate. 🥳 Sposta be rare to have three in one year, but, I could have sworn we've had nearly sixty of them since 45 got back in office. 🤔

Sooo tired of Tara & Johhny. 🤕

#45 always wants an A on every test he never bothered to take. www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...

To paraphrase Henry II... Will no one rid us of this feculent beast? 🤕

Just remember, she didn't "award him the #PeacePrize" by presenting the diploma and medal any more than that stewardess made me a pilot by giving me a pair of pin-on wings.

For all the dog lovers, especially @markhamillofficial.bsky.social youtube.com/shorts/VLsOa...

Got my daily belly laugh.

Do they make prison shackles big enough for those cankles?

@markhamillofficial.bsky.social

I found the playlist for Charlie Kirk's memorial. youtu.be/oqZaQKskP-A?...

Ban Octopus Farming Now: Pass this Groundbreaking Bill actions.eko.org/a/ban-octopu...

A British crow is asking passersby if they're alright.

U-Turn on your U-Turn: Stop the live exports! No calves should travel across the sea. No animal should be live transported!! action.eko.org/a/brittany-f...

The Everglades Detention Camp is inhumane, and DeSantis must shut it down immediately. Add your name now. sign.moveon.org/petitions/st...

New evidence: Glyphosate causes cancer -- even at exposure levels that authorities consider safe. We've got to BAN #GLYPHOSATE EVERYWHERE! action.eko.org/a/glyphosate...

Every day, the media somehow find another even more dashing photo of #Epstein to put alongside an even frumpier image of 45.

Emil Bove looks like someone about to be hanged at Nuremberg, alongside Stephen Miller.

At least we know he can get a job in the live-action "Beavis and Butt-Head." www.thedailybeast.com/edward-big-b...

The real reason Cheeto left the G7 early. youtu.be/LBjGD5VGVg0?...

I don't buy it. I think he got back together with #AmberHeard.

@aoc.bsky.social Why are we still expected to pay for the Fraudster-in-Chief's abusively wasteful golf trips?

You have got to see #ClaudeMalhuret follow up his brilliant "Court of Nero" speech with this message to ses amis américains. youtu.be/AgPcLrgZ52c?...

Any more of this shite, and our next President really will have a case for campaigning on "Make America Great Again," won't he?

I keep waiting for Ashton Kutcher to show up to tell us it's just a really elaborate episode of Punk'd.

Of *course*, 45 has never seen Ferris Bueller's Day Off. He spent he '80s coked up, having sex with kids.

Go, Cory! Go, Cory! Go, Cory! 👏

Has Elon submitted his "Five Things I Undid This Week" email yet?

The @saturdaynightlive.bsky.social sketch must feature #BowenYang and special guest #SteveCarell.

I'd been thinking that Elmo was morphing into 45, but, now it seems like he's becoming Kim Jong-Un.

Is there a woodchipper big enough for Stephen Miller's head?

So, #SOTU should be followed by our #STFU address.

Just when I think I can't loathe Vance any more than I did...

Sooo, he'd rather deport people who were born here, and sell their rightful places.

If someone were to #PhotoShop #FOTUS' head onto #AlfredHitchcock's body, would anyone notice? 🤔