They Saved The CJ Holden's Brain!!!

Hey, I'm as happy as the rest of you that China's AI movie bombed hard, but let's not pretend that the success of that shitty cow cartoon is some kind of inspirational "Real art always wins" story, when everybody only just watched it to make fun of it.

In an episode of THE FAIRLY ODD PARENTS Redman & Method Man were the singing (well, rapping) voices of two pixies (who were normally voiced by Ben Stein) and laid down the brillant rhyme: "We're pixies, we're pixies, we're strong like Bill Bixby"

Rest in peace to actor and screenwriter Walter Koenig, who passed yesterday at the age of 90. Koenig will be forever remembered as Chekov in STAR TREK and Alfred Bester in BABYLON 5. STARLOG sends our love to his family, friends, and infinite fans.

26 Oct 2026

Oh damn, not Eric Bauza. I read an interview with him a few years ago and he seemed so incredibly passionate about his profession and especially Looney Tunes. He clearly had achieved his ultimate lifegoal when he became the voice of Bugs Bunny and the other characters. RiP

#080 October 25 2026 DVD ★★★½ Abbott & Costello Meet Frankenstein boxd.it/gY7vzj

For some reason I always think that Cary Elwes was in DRACULA: DEAD AND LOVING IT, but he he was in MEN IN TIGHTS and BRAM STOKER'S DRACULA, so that mix up makes at least somehow sense.

Looking back at it, I think my biggest personal sell-out was in my last years of school, when I wore the scarf of a nearby football (soccer, for you Americans) team and pretended that I cared, just because not being into football as a boy was just weird in 90s Germany (And probably still is).

On Halloween I live for 19 years in this apartment and I'm still traumatized by the move. That was one big shitshow. The move before that one went super smooth. The difference: For the smooth one I hired some friends, for the unsmooth one I got professionals.

Man, I wish they would've done I PLAY ROCKY 20ish years ago, when Stallone was that humble has-been who was having a comeback with surprisingly good ROCKY & RAMBO sequels and self-deprecating Q&As on Ain't It Cool News, instead of now, when he is a Nazi supporter. I would've watched it then!

DEAD MEAT is one of the very few (less than 5) YouTube channels that I watch and I enjoyed seeing it grow from "One awkwardly fast talking man makes fun but amateurish horror movie recaps" to the horror scene fixture that it is now.

I decided a while ago that "Men would rather do that than go to therapy" jokes are a blockable offense and so far I didn't regret it.

#079 October 25 2026 VOD/1st time ★★★★ The Monkey boxd.it/gXGHDD

Every once in a while a movie uses a promotional picture that for some reason is used in every single article about it and it annoys the shit out of me to see it over and over and over and you can guess that this post was triggered by YOU CAN SEE EVERYTHING.

The song's original title was "That bitch threw acid in my face!" [citation needed]

Tuuuuuuuuuuuuuune!

#078 October 24 2026 VOD/1st time ★★★½ Cast A Deadly Spell boxd.it/gWT253

Before I woke up I had a stress dream that ended with just screaming in frustration. I woke up quickly afterwards and was worried that I screamed for real, but nobody said anything so I guess I did not.

#077 October 23 2026 DVD/1st time ★★★ Toolbox Murders (2004) boxd.it/gW4Ujh

Not saying that SNL UK is better than the original. They have more or less the same good to bad ratio. BUT right now their good sketches are much better than the American good sketches! (And their Weekend Update is delightfully vicious)

I miss the time when the release of a new console was actually exciting.

Born on this day in 1959, Happy Birthday, SAM RAIMI! 🎉

22 Oct 2026

Okay, since when are y'all calling Nazi salutes "stiff arm salutes"? I read this twice today. Don't give me that sHaDoWbAn bullshit. Stop self censoring yourself and call it by its name or the Nazis win.

very excited to announce the GERMAN TRANSLATION of BURY YOUR GAYS out next april from crosscult publishing. THIS PROVES LOVE

Ruin as song by adding "In my pants" to the title Danger! High Voltage! In My Pants

I feel like back in the 90s even the video game protagonists that never caught on were more memorable than today's, but maybe it's just me being an old grump

EXCLUSIVE: photographs have surfaced of the botched attempt to move Eisenhower’s globe to Pete Hesgeth’s office.

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You own “Who’s on First”, a comedy routine repopularized by its use in “You Can See Everything”. In 2016, the estates of Abbott and Costello sued the producers of “Hand to God” over the skit’s inclusion. The use was ruled to be infringing were it not for the fact it was never formally copyrighted.

I'm just worried that with the critical and commercial failure of DIGGER we will get soon BIRDMAN 2 OR (AUDIENCES AND CRITICS ARE STILL DUMBER THAN ME)

#076 October 20 2026 VOD/1st time ★★★ Frankenstein Unbound boxd.it/gTpg2v

TALES FROM THE CRYPT: DEMON KNIGHT (Dickerson, 1995)

Watching FRANKENSTEIN UNBOUND and stare at the opening credits in disbelief. John Hurt! Raul Julia! Bridget Fonda! Michael Hutchence!?!

I always think about what Mac from Always Sunny said about his transformation