Prowls Ghost but like, spookier than that.➡️ TFN...but SWINDON!?

Just when I thought Nightcrawler couldn't get any cooler.

Genuinely one of THE best villains in science fiction. I was never able to look at Chekov the same way again after watching B5. You could tell he was having an absolute blast and not once did he resort to chewing the scenery as others might have in this role. R.I.P

After decades, I'm finally going to find out why you lot keep banging on about the Marvel UK comics.

Ouch.

Fairly confident in my ability to speak some basic Japanese, I was even able to hold some conversations whilst I was over there last. However, I can't bring myself to do so in UK Japanese restaurants as it feels kinda douchey for some reason?

I want Amalgamous Prime for my Primes shelf, but I don't £35 want Amalgamous Prime for my Primes shelf.

Finally got a Julie bot following me. I was starting to doubt my relevance on this planet.

Me a few days ago: Clayface looks cool, kinda gross though. Might go see it. Me following some new information that had just come to light: Gonna go see Clayface, he's a Welsh lad.

God Tier Rock bar toilet graffiti in Leeds.

Since starting The Witcher 3, I regret to inform you that I have gone all-in on The Witcher 3.

Two best boys for the price of one.

I may have to buy this t-shirt.

Nope. Don't like that.

Save this. Spread it around. Don't let EA live down the fact they looked at this and then did what they did right before N7 day, when this was likely gonna be shown. Fuck EA forever and always. Utterly reprehensible publisher, worst in all of gaming history. FUCK you. ALL of you #MassEffect #Bioware

Easier to do it this way, so thanks all for the birthday wishes. You all make my latest trip around the sun worth doing again and again.

So, my doorbell cam recreated that bit from @aptshadow.bsky.social's Children of Time where the crew of the Gilgamesh received the first telemetry from the drone they sent to Kerne's world...

I was born 42 years ago to the day, and I've been making it everybody else's problem ever since.

Diminish an anime. Cowboy K-pop.

I do love the Witcher 3's accessibility options. Immediately disabled the two dumbest game mechanics, weapon degradation and inventory limit. Oh, I can hold several swords, three full suits of armour, a case of beer and a whole pig but heaven forbid I try to pick up that wheel of cheese.

NPC's in the Witcher 3: Kill those trolls! They murdered my sheep and the men I sent in to avenge them! Me: I will do no such thing and must protect these idiot babies at all costs.

Just realised I hadn't finished watching Star Wars Visions season 2! Got three episodes left and then a whole other season. (I think I dropped off it because I honestly can't stand Aardman.) That's been on my back burner for like 3 years and I didn't even know. There's too. Much. Content.

eBay users! Don't ignore today's email, even though it looks like a boring standard update to the User Privacy Notice. They want to use your data to train AI models. If you click the link over the words "the right to object", it takes you to a page with a toggle button letting you opt out.

Check out these handsome lads strutting around my garden. Big boyz.

Personal growth is realising you don't actually have to do all of the side quests on an open world RPG. Currently playing The Witcher 3, fucking hate racing quests in any game, so I ain't fucking doing them y'all. I don't have as much time to game anymore, so why waste it clearing the map markers?

Birthday week off starting with some paws up in my business

There was this one time that I went to a Chinese restaurant and a waitress called me Captain Delicious. To be honest I don't think my ego ever deflated from that.

Some utter legend transposed Milk of the Madonna to 6-string, making it the first new Deftones song I've been able to play since Saturday Wrist was released. Good times.

If you're not a fan of anxiety, then I wouldn't recommend the process of mounting a TV to the wall.

Hello, yes, I'd like to order a UK version please

I refer to this as her shit pit.

TFN 2027 tickets on sale at the end of the month, I think I'll just get Saturday and Sunday tickets this time around. I'm still planning to be there Friday to Monday, but I spent all of Friday catching up with everyone rather than going to any panels. Even went to see the new Spidey film instead.

Watching the horror episode of Strange New Worlds. This is a whole heap of

I haven't played the star wars racing game but I endorse this message.

After constant pain this week, I think my back is finally telling me to fucking pack it in with the dead lifts.

I think you should all look at my Spider-Mans.

Surefire way to ensure that I never buy a Mous case to protect my electronic devices is to show me the advert every fucking time I venture on to YouTube to see some smug twat lobbing one off a building.

The Blair Witch Project (1999)

Always wet! No Survivors!

Word.

Anyway, three days of corporate nonsense done. Time for beer and comics.

"Ok everyone, pair up with someone you don't know and interrogate each others negative workplace personas, including what they're most afraid of!" Yeahhh...naaaaaaah. Really don't want to bring personal shit to the surface with a stranger who isn't a psychology professional.

5ive Inch Nails

There are worse places to go to a conference than Cardiff Bay, that much is true.

Very tempted to do the DUNESDAY double bill, but watching MCU films on release day can be such a pain in the dick.