Michael 🎃. Levy

RIP

Working on the Robert Smithson Brio collection

my most cat coded trait is that i don't know WHAT that noise is but i KNOW that i HATE it

damn, sounds like your product isn't ready to be deployed! no worries gang, i'm sure you'll work it out and come back when it's ready.

connow fweesdof

Having a real “oh god the 2 train is only at Clark St? I thought we were in Manhattan already. jesus.” morning

finally someone asks and it’s a bot 💔

[crowd goes wild]

I need to hear Patrick Stewart say ”turbo”

The finale of Star Trek: The Next Generation counts as an adaptation of A Christmas Carol

:D

If there’s one thing I know about Finns it’s: do not fuck with their trees.

Kite mother

just think about it.......... two wembys

good morning everyone something kept setting off the panic alarm at the school across the street ALL FUCKING NIGHT and i feel like i've been waterboarded

Every day.

Getting “STOP 2END” knuckle tattoos

RIP to a true Guy Among Guys

when did apple decide to just make stacks stop working, i get that it's not the highest priority feature, but it already worked... and now it *doesn't* work.

Pronouncing this like “Les Misérables”

Blearily looked at this post after waking up from a nap a briefly thought that the clips were people and that this was a massive interior space.

signature cocktails named after the couple’s cat at the wedding we were at last night: A+

"criminal mischief involving a robot"

Really great sense of speed in this panel from one of finch’s books (The Fire Station, by Munsch and Martchenko)

btw I told Finch I was bringing him back a present and when I showed him this he just went “…where’s my pwesent”

now THAT'S a trustworthy candidate!

i have heard this said no less than ten (10) times this morning and i am ready to take a sick day

ok but for real @morecivilized.bsky.social episode when

imaging not knowing what tic-tacs are and seeing this

There’s a bit in Galactic Racer where you talk to Sebulba and he’ll be like “let me tell you a story about REAL racing” and you get to race as him in the pod race in ep 1, but, because he wouldn’t tell you a story about losing, you have to finish 1st, so if you don’t you get this incredible message:

all-timer

missed National Coming Out Day. but came across this screenshot of the mass email i sent 12 years ago!

i should be able to keep my airpods in one of these

an account team i'm working with on a pitch is stuck in a vocal rut saying "ground zero" instead of "square one" so they keep saying "we don't have to start from ground zero" and i'm going insane

I emailed this to another device so I could record myself playing it

introduced my partner to Biddy Blas, she was like "isn't this kind of a racist patois?" so *then* i got to introduce her to the Neimoidians and now she accepts that i would lay my life on the line for Biddy Blas

Took my toddler to the transit museum this morning (with every other rainy-day parent), a museum I love, but I realized that both the walk sign and traffic light are both signaling right-of-way (even though they’re perpendicular). They’re calling it my “smallest potatoes take ever.”

Hang on I’m getting a fax

And THAT’S why you never try new things