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English teacher, writer, lover of cats & dogs, unpacking all my religious trauma on you from here in good ol Texas. 🥲 Member of hookandquillpress.com Feed of my writing samples: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:br2rslmo7elrd3hp5dfsx3ye/feed/aaaksewrcngo4

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Probably should actually put the links 🤣 Books2Read: books2read.com/b/bP21wz Amazon: a.co/d/05b4kPND B&N: www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-gods-o...

books2read.comAvailable now at your favorite digital store!The Gods of Atalantis by Emily Klotz

MORNING BLUESKY! My book THE GODS OF ATALANTIS #1 is out on digital today!!! 🥳🥳🥳 2 teenagers get chosen as the new gods & must learn to work together as they face scheming leaders, fanatical cults & a prophecy of doom for their island! ❤️‍🔥 Slow-burn romance! 💎 Magic crystals! 🌏 Deep worldbuilding!

#Conlangity Day 27 Hello, I'm planning a vacation to a place where they speak your conlang! What are some useful words or phrases I would need to know in order to get around safely & have a good time? Think "beginner's crash course" for your conlang. I want to see some weirdly specific things! 😂

#AwesomeCharacters I mean it's all about the rizz right? 😂 They gotta be having fun, or delightfully stylish, or compellingly complex... something that makes the story come alive when they're in it. Villains who are *just* petty bigots & asshole bullies, without much else going on, are the worst.

Tell me about your #AwesomeCharacters Today feels like a technical question day! What separates a character you love to hate, from one you just hate? A villain you may not feel sympathy for, but enjoy nonetheless? Which do you like to write? #WriteSky #WritingCommunity #WritingPrompts

Ofc there's a big difference btw sympathetic villain, villain you love to hate & villain I want launched into the sun. A sympathetic villain can be fun to hate, but in a different way. Maybe you don't even hate them till they cross some line. Meanwhile the Fun Villain can get away with murder 😂

#LitHodgepodge 26 #GodsOfAtalantis: Mireia usually prefers blunt truths over lies. She doesn't like being deceptive & hates when others are deceptive with her. HOWEVER, if she's desperate enough she absolutely will lie - to get what she wants, to protect people. She tells a big lie in Book 1...🧵

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It's usually a defense mechanism, though sometimes it might be to protect someone/something else, or to achieve some strategic goal. Icozoue pretty much never lies. She hates liars.* Xa'aba lies so often & so well that she has herself convinced half the time. With her, it's usually for power.

Jasana lives in a constant state of lying to herself, & she will lie to others for the greater good. But she tries not to & generally deludes herself that the lies are true. *There's one lie I can think of that Icozoue tells in Book 1, & it's a totally inconsequential lie just to fuck with Mireia 😂

#LitHodgepodge 26 #GodsOfAtalantis: Mireia usually prefers blunt truths over lies. She doesn't like being deceptive & hates when others are deceptive with her. HOWEVER, if she's desperate enough she absolutely will lie - to get what she wants, to protect people. She tells a big lie in Book 1...🧵

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But it backfires on her & she regrets it a lot. She also lies to herself constantly, without realizing it 🥲 Kena unfortunately learned growing up that sometimes you lie to survive. He doesn't like blatant lies & isn't good at them. But bluffing & lies by omission? He does that ALL the time.

#Conlangity Day 26 The theme of this vocab day is plants/animals, or any other nonhuman life form that doesn't fit into those categories 😅 Think of a few that would be common or important in this culture, and come up with names for them. Do as many as you can, and explain the names if you want!

#Conlangity 25 I AM CAUGHT UP AGAIN MWAHAHA So I mentioned for Day 24 one bit of Na'aqal slang, which is "Yaiaku?" [Catch it?] The root verb "yaaki" means to fish/catch stuff in a net, but the question is used like the way you'd say "understand?" or "get it?" Another is "iidi" ["bumblebee"]...🧵

#Conlangity Day 25 Ehehe today is a fun day 😈 Tell me about slang in your conlang! Does it vary depending on time/place/context? What about idioms? Every language has its weird ones that native speakers barely think about, but new learners are like "wtf?" 😂 And of course, TELL ME HOW TO SWEAR!

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than "damn" in English. Telling someone "baiaq ki!" is essentially like "go fuck yourself" Ha'utsa - a mutated slang word for someone who um, is a bit TOO fond of goats 😅 Used like "motherfucker!" Keqe - a certain male body part, but with harshness level of "cunt" in America. This one will get you

in BIG trouble with grandma. You can see all these & more in my book, thanks to my sweet cinnamon roll Kena who curses like he breathes. He's got even more creative phrases like "Yaata vaakuta!" [shit-muncher] and "Keq'nife ha'utsa!" [baby-dicked goatfucker] 😅🤣 Love that this is the last post lol

#Conlangity 25 I AM CAUGHT UP AGAIN MWAHAHA So I mentioned for Day 24 one bit of Na'aqal slang, which is "Yaiaku?" [Catch it?] The root verb "yaaki" means to fish/catch stuff in a net, but the question is used like the way you'd say "understand?" or "get it?" Another is "iidi" ["bumblebee"]...🧵

#Conlangity Day 25 Ehehe today is a fun day 😈 Tell me about slang in your conlang! Does it vary depending on time/place/context? What about idioms? Every language has its weird ones that native speakers barely think about, but new learners are like "wtf?" 😂 And of course, TELL ME HOW TO SWEAR!

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but the word itself has become a taboo, almost like a curse, especially in certain regions. "Ni'if! Don't speak of that!" will get someone to shut up real quick. OK NOW THE SWEAR WORDS: Yaata - "shit," but the real runny stinky kind 😂 Baiaq! - no direct translation, just means "curse" but harsher

#Conlangity 25 I AM CAUGHT UP AGAIN MWAHAHA So I mentioned for Day 24 one bit of Na'aqal slang, which is "Yaiaku?" [Catch it?] The root verb "yaaki" means to fish/catch stuff in a net, but the question is used like the way you'd say "understand?" or "get it?" Another is "iidi" ["bumblebee"]...🧵

#Conlangity Day 25 Ehehe today is a fun day 😈 Tell me about slang in your conlang! Does it vary depending on time/place/context? What about idioms? Every language has its weird ones that native speakers barely think about, but new learners are like "wtf?" 😂 And of course, TELL ME HOW TO SWEAR!

which is a term of endearment, usually for kids. "Nu'uni" is another one that means "baby demon," a mocking/slightly exasperated term of endearment like calling a kid a rascal or gremlin 😂 One idiom that people say, which isn't really that weird (I should make weirder ones) is "ja'api ya ja'api."

#Conlangity 24 In Na'aqal, because so much is communicated through the inflection & conjugation of nouns/verbs + the strict VSO word order, a lot of times they'll leave out the subject & even the object of a verb. If a regular verb doesn't have a stated subject, it's assumed to be "I"...

#Conlangity Day 24 This might seem like a weird question, but it's an important part of making your conlang feel "real," giving it a believable texture. When the language is used in real life, what are some ways it gets contracted or morphed? Think about how squishily we use language every day!

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Properly written would be "Yaiaku kie ab?" [Catch you it?], but both the subject & object can be left off because the verb is transitive (has an unstated object) and interrogative (asking you a question). So saying "Yaiaku kie ab?" would immediately clock you as someone not from around there 😂

#Conlangity 24 In Na'aqal, because so much is communicated through the inflection & conjugation of nouns/verbs + the strict VSO word order, a lot of times they'll leave out the subject & even the object of a verb. If a regular verb doesn't have a stated subject, it's assumed to be "I"...

#Conlangity Day 24 This might seem like a weird question, but it's an important part of making your conlang feel "real," giving it a believable texture. When the language is used in real life, what are some ways it gets contracted or morphed? Think about how squishily we use language every day!

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If it's a question or command without a stated subject, the subject is understood to be "you" unless it's obviously referring to something else: "Yaioku kie ya ja'api?" [Catch you the fish?] would almost always be instead just "Yaioku ya ja'api?" [Catch the fish?] If there's a transitive verb...

#Conlangity 24 In Na'aqal, because so much is communicated through the inflection & conjugation of nouns/verbs + the strict VSO word order, a lot of times they'll leave out the subject & even the object of a verb. If a regular verb doesn't have a stated subject, it's assumed to be "I"...

#Conlangity Day 24 This might seem like a weird question, but it's an important part of making your conlang feel "real," giving it a believable texture. When the language is used in real life, what are some ways it gets contracted or morphed? Think about how squishily we use language every day!

unless there's some really obvious other subject it's referring to. For example: Maila due ki ["love I you"] is almost never said; it's usually just maila ki ["love you"] In another context: "The man who loves her" Properly written would be "Ya haajib se maila tie dha" [The man that loves he her]

#Conlangity 23 Gonna be lazy with this one 😅 Food/Eat: "vaaku" Drink: "iijun" Hungry: "adapoue" Satisfied/Full: "ataloue" Meat: "baakni" Water: "boata" Cooking pot: "tafaatsel" Table: "tosen" Spoon: "totzi" Knife: "tzifet" In Mireia's hometown, they eat a lot of ja'api (fish) & habuuk (goose) ☺️ 🧵

#Conlangity Day 23 It's another vocab day! Today is an important one - food & drinks. So think about: - Verbs related to eating & drinking - Names for different meals - Eating/drinking utensils - Specific dishes, drinks, or ingredients in this culture Come up with as much vocab as you can!

#Conlangity 22 I pretty much answered this when I talked about the verb moods! There are interrogative, imperative & subjunctive moods for verbs: Verb: "miira" [see] Miiru? = "Do you see?" Miirats! = "Look!" Ju he miira... = "If I see..." The overall structure of the sentences wouldn't change.

#Conlangity Day 22 This is something you may have touched on on an earlier day - but maybe not! If I'm asking a question in your conlang, does the sentence structure shift, or are there other changes? How do you "signal" a question? What about commands or hypotheticals? Give examples if you can!

#Conlangity 21 In Na'aqal, the subordinate clauses are structured basically the same as English, with conjunctions like: Ha’ot = “before” Xexe = “after” Sebet = “when/while/as” Yaajif = “because” Ju = “if” Tetla = “although” Besa = “like/as if” Vot = “how” Juniik = “unless” Yaban = “until” 🧵

#Conlangity Day 21 Today's topic is SUBORDINATE CLAUSES. These are like sentences folded inside of other sentences: they say something with a subject & verb which helps to expand the meaning of the main sentence. But they can't stand alone! How does your conlang deal with such layers of meaning?

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If you wanted to say "after class" (preposition) or "he was fine before" (adverb), there would be different words for those. For relative clauses, there's the pronoun "sa," which is basically like "that" but can't be used as a determiner. (So if you want to say "that girl" you can't say "sa seda,"

it would actually be "hoth seda"). "Sa" takes the number of its antecedent & gets inflected just like any other noun: "The man who laughed" = Ya haajib *sa* jahop "The boy who caught the fish" = Ya abja *se* yaioki ya ja'api "The girls whose food I stole" = Diz sedaza *sazat al* taore due vaaku

#Conlangity 21 In Na'aqal, the subordinate clauses are structured basically the same as English, with conjunctions like: Ha’ot = “before” Xexe = “after” Sebet = “when/while/as” Yaajif = “because” Ju = “if” Tetla = “although” Besa = “like/as if” Vot = “how” Juniik = “unless” Yaban = “until” 🧵

#Conlangity Day 21 Today's topic is SUBORDINATE CLAUSES. These are like sentences folded inside of other sentences: they say something with a subject & verb which helps to expand the meaning of the main sentence. But they can't stand alone! How does your conlang deal with such layers of meaning?

#Conlangity 20 Oops playing catch up AGAIN! 😅 Na'aqal numbers are base 10 like ours, but because they view 11 as a special number, all multiples & powers of eleven get unique names. 1 - du 2 - ki 3 - ven 4 - xo 5 - peko 6 - sebh 7 - zuka 8 - muun 9 - paala 10 - zue 11 - ninaavi 🧵

#Conlangity Day 20 Another vocab day! Today's theme is NUMBERS. Come up with the first few numbers in your conlang, or at least a few important numbers! How does the counting system work? Are there any numbers with special or unique names? Any other math-related words you could think of?

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Exceptions to the pattern are the multiples & powers of 11, like I said. So 22 wouldn't be "kizue-ki," it would be "ki-ninaavi." Some other special ones: 121 - "ninaavinaavi" (I like that one lol) 12,321 - "faaroninaavi" 1,234,321 - "uutroninaavi" These are sacred bc they're the "pyramid" numbers:

#Conlangity 20 Oops playing catch up AGAIN! 😅 Na'aqal numbers are base 10 like ours, but because they view 11 as a special number, all multiples & powers of eleven get unique names. 1 - du 2 - ki 3 - ven 4 - xo 5 - peko 6 - sebh 7 - zuka 8 - muun 9 - paala 10 - zue 11 - ninaavi 🧵

#Conlangity Day 20 Another vocab day! Today's theme is NUMBERS. Come up with the first few numbers in your conlang, or at least a few important numbers! How does the counting system work? Are there any numbers with special or unique names? Any other math-related words you could think of?

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Other numbers work the same way but for indefinite pronouns: Ven (3) - "a few" Peko (5) - "some/a handful" Zue (10) - "many" Ninaavi (11) - "all/every" [From the Sea Mother's verse:] Duo vari seruwek ninaavi, no bause ninaavi duo va = "From me all things are born, & to me all things shall return"

#Conlangity 20 Oops playing catch up AGAIN! 😅 Na'aqal numbers are base 10 like ours, but because they view 11 as a special number, all multiples & powers of eleven get unique names. 1 - du 2 - ki 3 - ven 4 - xo 5 - peko 6 - sebh 7 - zuka 8 - muun 9 - paala 10 - zue 11 - ninaavi 🧵

#Conlangity Day 20 Another vocab day! Today's theme is NUMBERS. Come up with the first few numbers in your conlang, or at least a few important numbers! How does the counting system work? Are there any numbers with special or unique names? Any other math-related words you could think of?

while as literal numbers they'll usually have articles. Otherwise the meaning is understood by context. Ainiq [due] ya du ja'api = "Have [I] the one fish" Ainiq kie yia ki ja'apira = "Have you the 2 fishes" Senu kuexian de du no de ki? = "Is how much the one and the two?" (i.e. "What is 1 + 2?")

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art for @khonri.com of her kuraima characters Hakumei (on left, it/its) and Reimei (on right, it/its) having a playful spar 🌇

#Conlangity Day 25 Ehehe today is a fun day 😈 Tell me about slang in your conlang! Does it vary depending on time/place/context? What about idioms? Every language has its weird ones that native speakers barely think about, but new learners are like "wtf?" 😂 And of course, TELL ME HOW TO SWEAR!

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Hello all! Guess what--I am now on Vgen! Also, as I am saving up for a big move out of this hellhouse and am in dire need of some extra pocket money, I'm opening four new commission slots. More information can be found here: vgen.co/barrows If you have any questions, feel free to DM me!

#PretendPanel Oct 24 I've released #GodsOfAtalantis Book 1 this year, so I'm trying to finish Book 2 and not keep people waiting 10 years 😅 But on the other hand, I really should finish #Tenement... But on the other hand, I have so many ideas for #Charagma! Oh no is that a shiny new WIP...? 😂

Don't panic #pretendpanel - "I dunno" is an acceptable response to this (though don't feel like you need to post that!). But for those of you who wanna gush about it... October 24th: What comes next after current WIP/recent release? Why that? #WritingCommunity #Writers #Authors #WritingPrompts

#Conlangity Day 24 This might seem like a weird question, but it's an important part of making your conlang feel "real," giving it a believable texture. When the language is used in real life, what are some ways it gets contracted or morphed? Think about how squishily we use language every day!