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BEST fall soup: Sauté 2 onions and 4 garlic cloves in EVOO. Add 2 cans pumpkin, 1 chopped sweet potato, 1 can evap milk OR coconut milk, enough water to rinse out all the cans, ginger, ground cloves, ground cinnamon, S&P. Can throw in peeled carrots and apples too. Simmer 40 mins then blend.

My gosh Lil Nas X, this is beautiful www.youtube.com/watch?v=clkC...

It's finally fall, that time of year when all I want to do is curl up under a fluffy blanket, sip a cup of herbal tea, and write about MCU characters banging each other.

I need to quit my dumbass job and just sit and write for a few months. Nobody ever succeeded wile they were a project manager.

My next-door-neighbor called me at work to tell me she'd found my dog in her yard. Since I'd left my dog locked in the house that morning, I panicked, assuming there'd been a break-in and she'd escaped. NOPE. She jumped out a window. On the 2nd floor. Straight through the screen.

I feel like I exist in this weird void. I'm a liberal woman in my 50s so media doesn't GAF about me, and I abandoned Facebook and Twitter. I have an Instagram account with one post. I'm a fucking IT project manager and my hobbies are going to my overpriced gym and macrame.

Um, it's Hiddleston and Hemsworth in Thor 2. The opposite ends of otherworldly, almost ridiculous male beauty.

What's absoluetly f'in bonkers is that any politician switching parties left would be skeptically welcomed but any switching right would be an automatic " Oh they've been accused of sexual assault / grooming" and it'd be correct 99% of the time.

Please add your comments on trump's monument to himself that he wants to tower over ARLINGTON NATIONAL CEMETERY.

This is rookie NFL QB Cole Payton. He is 6’3”, 232 pounds.

Experience 1 w Tom Hiddleston: photo op at NYCC, froze and he had to essentially guide me through the picture. Exp 2: stage door, got the above-mentioned photo signed, made him laugh, got a pic(!). Exp 3: #MAAN where I have 2nd row seats and I'm losing my mind.

Year after year they said “you’re overreacting.” Now we’re watching it happen in real time. Call it what it is: a war against women. Project 2025 is the blueprint. #SheShed

I may never know who the original artist is. but one day a cheeky historian or museum curator will be absolutely correct to use this image to capture our particular political moment.

Today I finally got over myself and tried the leg massage machine at my gym. Wooowwww

Reminder, this is the prettiest anyone has ever looked in the history of time

American peeps! Find your local #nokings protest and get out there tomorrow! www.nokings.org It'll be mid-40s and mostly sunny around Philly, great day to get out for a walk surrounded by like-minded patriots.

The guy next to me at work has 2 smells: unwashed clothing or unwashed balls. I'm actually bummed when he wears clean clothes (maybe once every few days) because then it's testicle/taint/ass wafting up at me every time he turns in his chair. Fuck open concept offices ISTG.

This is Nathan Cavanaugh, another DOGE staffer explaining how he flagged grants at NEH for "DEI" which would be reviewed for termination. 404 Media has reviewed hours of this footage and we'll have more soon. Part of a lawsuit by @acls1919.bsky.social, @modernlanguage.bsky.social + @historians.org

Here’s an updated version with a reminder to check the website.

Folks, 📅 2026 primaries are coming up fast. Check your state’s date. Make sure you’re registered. Make a plan to vote. Too much is riding on people sitting this one out. Stay ready so nobody decides the future for you. iwillvote.com

In my desperation to halt the menopausal weight gain that feels inevitable atm, I'm returning to paleo. It makes obtaining calories such a pain in the ass that eating becomes very intentional. I did it years ago, lost a bunch and kept it off til my hormones went bonkers.

Made Anthony Bourdain's mac and cheese for my son's bday today and DAMN

Found out recently that I'm eligible for Irish citizenship and having the option to provide my children with safe haven from the US if they need it is bringing me so much f'in peace I swear to god, wtf happened to my country why is protecting my children from my government my #1 concern

At work talking about potential scenarios to plan for, I gave an example of National Day of Mourning and referred to it as a "wish-list item" so now that's transcribed for posterity.

Rescuing a woman from being bored to death by Elon Musk at a fancy party might be the most on-brand thing Tom Hiddleston has ever done.

HELLLLLL YES

Tom Hiddleston, Sam Richardson, Sarah Silverman, Jane Krakowski, John Cena (and Freddy Stroma same episode please), Daniel Radcliffe, the entirety of The Good Place's cast (doesn't all have to be the same episode, but they'd all be great), Allison Janney, Ali Wong, Stephen Colbert.

Hey you goddamn republican ghouls, please try to imagine your craven sack of garbage president being elated that he just helped people.

After yoga, a woman leaving behind me told me she looks at me for good form (I'm not good, I'm just always in front bc looking at other people distracts me). I had already thanked her before I turned to see she was wearing a Make America Healthy Again shirt. Really hope my disgust was palpable.

We're more than halfway through #thenightmanager S2 and Pine hasn't had sex with anyone. AND Hiddleston has remained clothed the entire time. WHAT IS THIS BULLSHIT. Yes, it's a fine show and everyone's doing a great job but c'mon, there are expectations here.

Stage door with Tom Hiddleston at the Happy Sad Confused taping Jan 6. When I handed him the pic I had of us from NYCC 2023 to autograph he cracked up and said "Great to see you again!"

I don't understand the criticism about Tom Hiddleston looking older. Like, that's exactly what I want, a man who's impeccably 45, who hasn't screwed around with his face or his hairline and looks smart and caring and fit with perfect posture and beautiful clothes. Yes, all day every day.

Got the wonderful Tom Hiddleston to sign my pic of us from NYCC 2023 at the Happy Sad Confused podcast taping last night! He looked amazing, TV and movies don't do him justice.

The ACA saved my life. ♥️ Just taking a moment to remember how it all went down thanks to Barack, Joe and the Democrats. As millions of Americans are about to lose their healthcare thanks to Republicans, don't forget these same politicians will cont to get their primo government funded insurance.

I don't know if I've ever wanted to dance to a song I've just heard for the first time more than this song. www.youtube.com/watch?v=lKtO...

Spent an entire day wondering wth was going on w my admittedly generously-lipped genitals, and just now realized I've been walking around with a thong on backward. It's been 12 hrs.

BREAKING: WATCH the full 60 Minutes CECOT segment here. This was sent to me anonymously. It appears to be the segment CBS' Bari Weiss killed. www.muellershewrote.com/p/watch-the-...

!! Here’s a link to full video of the 60 Minutes segment that Bari Weiss killed last minute, via @jasonparis.bsky.social: is.gd/paU8Ko (It was uploaded to the Global TV app in Canada, seemingly by accident, and has now been taken down)

That this is a real product that exists never ceases to amaze me.

YES YES YES #thenightmanager #tomhiddleston Got my tickets!

I'm happy to see that S2 keeps the narrative that Jonathan Pine's one flaw as a spy is his insatiable horniness. It's such a great character flaw -- he's insanely competent but the moment he wants to bang someone that all goes out the window. #TheNightManager