Chu, 30s, they/them, unapologetically horny on main. Baby ARMY (10/2025), OT7-pilled with a soupçon of Yoongi bias. ⊙⊝⊜ BALTIMORE D1D2 CHICAGO D1D2 ⊙⊝⊜ @rootingformephistopheles on tumblr and ao3 and @problemantic on letterboxd
BITING HIM BITING HIM BITING HIM BITING HIM BITING HIM BITING HIM BITING HIM BITING HIM BITING HIM BITING HIM BITING HIM BITING HIM BITING HIM BITING HIM BITING HIM BI-
when taehyung said he wanted to lay with seokjin, he meant in a noble knight to a chaste maiden kinda way
not whatever that butter performance was
jungkook knows the pain of jin's fuckin' fae rules too well
Seokjin on Instagram, 261026
🔗 www.instagram.com/p/De-2YleDIFN/
“I really like the work of the new Gen Z employee.”
(Lowkey can tell it was Jungkook lol)
The cognitive dissonance between the world demonising sex workers/nsfw artists and the nsfw community being one of the most kind, thoughtful and open minded EVER
‘Wicker’ stars Alexander Skarsgård as a man made entirely of wicker, complete with a rock-hard wicker dick. But what about splinters? Bacteria? Degradation? Would it be advisable, from a sexual-health perspective, to mount a basket dick? We asked a gynecologist: vulture.visitlink.me/DNQwX5
sorry I was gonna make a joke about jk being possessive but post cancelled hobi WHAT are these weird ass zipper knees 😂😂😂
(peekaboo windows for his tats I can only assume)
IT CUT OUT AGAIN IN THE MIDDLE OF TAE'S ENDING MENT AND IT'S JUST DEAD NOW.
we're all debating how long we should wait before we just go the fuck home 😭
last night our stream was pretty perfect save for a couple of tiny audio hiccups
so WHY. during the /recording/ has it cut out like 6 times during fya/fire 😭😭
mom and I ended up leaving like 10 mins early bc we were pretty convinced it wasn't gonna come back 😭😭😭
and like if it had we would've gotten idk, the back half of into the sun at most
last night our stream was pretty perfect save for a couple of tiny audio hiccups
so WHY. during the /recording/ has it cut out like 6 times during fya/fire 😭😭