Primated

I got Odin two nice cushy, comfy beds. He does this.

I hereby proclaim myself to be aligned with the class, Guinea Worm (Dracunculus medinensis)..

Does my Democracy still allow me to call JD Vance a Cunt Assed Bitch?

Whenever I eat, when I'm done, I always give our new rescue an Amuse-bouche in their bowl. Once a dog knows that you share and they will get their taste, they don't steal food... that's Odin, King of Asgard!

Drinking Saki, doom scrolling and watching Cabin in the Woods...

We are Groot!

So, President Elon smokes copious amounts of weed, takes ketamine and has a motherfucking brain chip. Just saying...

Back in the day , I thought that Doug Ford was an ass. www.msn.com/en-us/money/...

Whenever the World spins my brain, I smoke ribs. Waiting for the smokers to reach 220 degrees...

Swearing ahead. So Elon Fucking Musk is suing companies because they don't Samuel L. Jackson advertise on his failed social media platform? Is this because he's 'autistic' or because he's just a mother fucking asshole?

The upcoming Tarriffs on Mexico must be working, I just paid $1.50 more for a bag of Avocados at Costco. Pre-tarriff price gouging. Fuck me running...

Trump wanted to drain the Swamp so he could turn it into a Quagmire.

A friend of mine in Florida said that ICE Agents are at their kids High School rounding up kids. They must have already rounded up all of the criminals....

WOW! Trump just really Fucked up Taco Tuesday...

So happy I have 10 pounds of coffee stockpiled...

We just got a new rescue dog. I always give my dog a taste of what I'm eating when I'm done. They learn not to steal food, because they get their bit. Odin is new, so when he gets his bit, I have to wipe my hands together, hold them up in the air and show him the plate. I'm a Blackjack Dealer!

Nissan actually sent a technician to my house to replace my airbags! Didn't have to go to the dealer. Very sweet!

This is Odin. Me and the kid just rescued him.

Is BlueSky just a Bot training ground?

I dropped 9ne of my nightly medications on the floor. I picked it up and did it. Then I found the one I dropped. Hmmmm, which one did I drop last night? Since my BP is now 68/38 with a pulse of 90, it was that one. I'll be sitting up for a while...

I never want waffles. I never want pancakes. Give me a good New York Fried egg, runny yolk on a bulky roll with fried ham and butter running down my arms and I'm yours...

Why are the young hot chick's following me?

Interesting. I know people who are praying for people in California and I know people who go to church and follow Jesus, saying that God is finally punishing all of the sinners with fire. I don't understand Religion...

Me and the kid just came back from the local Oddities Fair...