Jessi

My life's work: archiveofourown.org/users/pridem...

I hate the mysterious October illness

Wenn Männer allwöchentlich Züge zerstören, sind das keine Randalierer, sondern „Fußballfans“. Kein Innenminister droht da mit Staatsgewalt & nimmt alle Fans unter Generalverdacht. Anders bei Schüler:innen, die für ihre Zukunft demonstrieren wollen. Die sind laut Hagel (CDU) alle gewaltbereit.

If we could give KDA-caliber music to Tate McRae, she would own the fucking world

My gaydar is IMPECCABLE, a trans girl just came out to me and I knew she was eventually gonna transition like the week I first met her

I maintain that incels must have never seen a couple where the guy looks extremely unfortunate and the hottest girl you've ever seen looks at him like she's gonna die if she doesn't get that cookie

Idk how people can spend time hyperanalysing Pretty Woman when instead you can just look at Richard Here's absolutely gorgeous soft eyes.

If you have cats, I'm begging you to play them cat videos on the TV, it's so fucking funny

WARUM MÜSSEN RENTNER SAMSTAGMORGEN EINKAUFEN GEHEN????!!!!! IHR GEHT NICHT ARBEITEN!!!! IHR HABT DIE GANZE WOCHE ZEIT!!!!

Me and my gf just talked about how German cough syrups have no sauce, and after taking some I think we may have been wrong

I only used to see Community on German TV, so now I'm on a rewatch and am realising that John Oliver is in it

Economics professors are so often the most based, it's crazy

Any joke befitting this is not very woke, but I guess sometimes it just can't be helped

embarrassingly, I have chosen to lock tf in

istg there's a group of people in this lecture who are just CONSTANTLY talking, omg, I mean I'm not paying attention either but perhaps let's stop it with the whispering

Gf: "HA! INFPs are most compatible with other INFPs!" Me: "Oh thank God, we finally found the one pseudoscience that approves of our match"

Talking to people who run animal shelters can really restore your faith in humanity

Adulthood is so fucked, I just forgot to play my video game because I got distracted looking at pet insurance 😭

AHHHHH CATS IN THREE DAYS AHHHHH

I love my gf like crazy obv but girl is fully weight-blind. We just ordered a treadmill for at home and she was like, "That can take up to 130kg so that should be fine for you... Right?" WOMAN

It is my deranged fanfic that in like 10 years Taylor Swift and Tom Huddleston each get a divorce and are actually endgame

I enjoy the reading of American Psycho where actually Patrick Bateman did none of the murders and also like none of his other behaviours and what he really needed to fix him was gay sex with Luis Carruthers.

Say what you will about Patient 0 but the music video is definitely the best one of her self directed ones

I miss Jack Antonoff like he's a deadbeat dad

Me and my gf after doing like 4 hours of cleaning and tidying up, stared into our computer screens for like 5 solid hours making dresses in a video game, good life

Dear Reddit, I've moved in with my girlfriend and now I'm losing weight because she keeps stealing my snacks

Hot take on Cleveland! but I actually do think that, "Y'all are talking shit but I got a man and you don't" is funny and iconic

Dove Cameron has me contemplating getting married in a suit

I gotta say I'm so entertained by Joe Jonas being hit by a Taylor Swift song once again in the big 26

Berlin is getting that Mamdani level panic but I fear they might not get the same magic

It's so offensive that global warming is gonna be the death of us all and yet I still need to experience cold weather

We got a little like 30€ air fryer just to try it and yeah these things are goated as all hell

Did you know that you can put the word "urgent" in your customer service email an infinite number of times and it will do less than nothing to make anyone see it faster because that's not how inboxes work

I hate wannabe comedian guys. Dude, I don't give a single fuck if you're edgy, it's just that YOU AREN'T FUNNY

Just saw Blade Runner 2049 and damn Denis Villeneuve is disgustingly good at his job

25 years

Back in the gym and my back crunches with every move, good times

Basic Rockstar Energy is actively repulsive

People criticize a trans woman for being cringe online without being transphobic challenge: Impossible

Can I speak? PRIMA was a little too Ariana for my taste.