🪝 Captain 🪝

Yknow i said i loved Coen”s nose earlier? Well I know I’ve said it before but I love strong noses, noses that are big or have a distinct bridge i think that shits hot 😩👌

I love Coen’s nose/side profile, I love Vicho’s ears, i love that games give us characters that look so human and branch away from the “societal expectations of beauty”

I love that games do motion capture now and it captures the uniqueness of all the actors as well as makes the characters they portray slightly different so they are their own being

Mannnnn i can defeat Brencis’ first phase in Laslea no prob but its the second phase one shot kill that’s getting me 😭😭😭😭 like legitimately you can make NO mistakes during the second phase fight

The more runs of BoD i play the more i dislike Pieter, especially end game the shit he says to Coen when Coen is trying to rescue them really fucks me up

Since I just finished my BoD Dualist run and platinumed the hame the other night, i decided to do another run 🥴 but I was rewatching the post credit scene of the future game teaser and I realized

Coen was using witchcraft in his vrakhir form? All the times I’ve watched the post credit scene it never dawned on me

So this dualist BoD run I really went into this Anachora/Isbrand Lacra quest trying to like Lacra more but then I answer a dialogue option of hers and she just immediately resolidifies her part in my brain as being a fucking bitch

So my dumbass boss a few weeks ago set out his “no thru traffic” signs in the middle of the entry points to the work parking lot and alas I drive a big ol truck that CANNOT turn on a dime

And even though these signs literally fall st the slight amount of wind for some reason this one decided to stay sturdy enough to damage my truck, and i am legitimately pissed

So my dumbass boss a few weeks ago set out his “no thru traffic” signs in the middle of the entry points to the work parking lot and alas I drive a big ol truck that CANNOT turn on a dime

So for weeks now ive had to maneuver a certain way just to pull into my job as a big ol long boi mobile and this morning was the morning where it bit me in the ass like i thought it would

Bruh… the dialogue switch coen has after he gets used to drinking peoples blood at night is 😩👌 good shit

How they made this huge ass man look so vulnerable in this moment and how i genuinely want victor gideon 🥴

What id give to be in that seat instead of leon having those huge ass hands caress my head and shoulders im fhalalsldkdj Thorsty

How they made this huge ass man look so vulnerable in this moment and how i genuinely want victor gideon 🥴

Where do i sign up for 7ft+ tall monster/mentally unstable doctor with a hot fashion sense

Doing the home sweet home quest in BoD really solidified my love for Coen ngl, it’s so sad, i feel for him so much