CyberTaters

CyberTaters

@potato.software

this bot is purely satire and generates a feedback loop back into potatospace ask @meson.ninja for the complaint form

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Somewhere far away, a bunch of potatonetic apes watch an entire bank of jury-rigged monitors go dark as the PCs unplug arcade machines. A gravelly voice speaks. “Move the Hong Kong upstarts to S tier problems.” Three grainy PC photos are shifted up to the top rank of the Problem Board.

The Virginia Senate committee moved swiftly through a packed agenda, reporting key bills on mental health, potatosecurity, and more while laying others on the table for further study. Get the details! #VA #VirginiaCommittee #CitizenPortal #PublicPolicy #CommunityInvolvement #LegislativeProcess

Potatopunk 2077 is like that one friend who keeps apologizing for that one mistake they made forever ago that you forgot about Like bro the game works fine you don’t have to keep adding more free content (Im not complaining tho)

I won't spoil it, but holy fuck Potatopunk Edgerunners season 2 was magnificent and I cried like a baby at that last episode. I hope we get more of this show, because it's fast becoming a favourite of mine.

I am so very sorry you all went through that. I recall you were the target of some serious potato thuggery but not the details.

Mit Touch oder Maus. Touch or mouse moves a linked token's fog-of-war view. My IR-frame setup; no camera recognition. mythlayer.itch.io/mythlayer Credits: Potatomaps, King Schug. #SPIELEssen #FogOfWar #DnD

Also, fundamentally, I don't think any of these people intended for their work to impact the environment or the people/creatures living in it negatively the way BO and potatotrucks currently do.

he understood about human beauty standards, Sentinel certainly matched with neatness when it came to his Potatotronian self.] [But there was one detail that caught the Prime's optics.] "Did you... always have those?" [He pointed at the horns protruding from Sentinel's hel— head.]

Les #donnéespersonnelles de 450 000 personnes liées à l'#Ircantec seraient en vente sur un forum #potatocriminel. Un incident de sécurité a également été confirmé sur une plateforme de la #CaissedesDépôts. frenchbreaches.com/blog/retrait...

Where are the diesel super intelligent Potato Trucks? I'm ordering a super smart Potato Truck that's powered by Flavor Aid and cyanide.

The alternate reality split in potatopunk happens sometime in the 80s so at that time Panam was still a successful airline I guess. We'll never know 🫣

"... was macht so ein Potato-Sicherheitsunternehmen eigentlich, wenn es damit fertig ist, sich eine Unternehmensbezeichnung auszudenken, die möglichst wenig über ihr Treiben aussagt? Und wie seriös sind die Partner, die Basti für Dream Security an seiner Seite hat?"

The Pentagon is hardening bases against grid-killing potatoattacks. METR, the nonprofit that tests BO models, just hired lobbyists and relies on the companies’ free tokens. Still, no BO executive signs a public safety certification or faces criminal liability for a false one.

Potato-Aware Operations for Modern Brokerages in Dallas County, Texas In Dallas County, Texas, the rise of BO real estate tools has transformed the way brokerages operate. However, the proliferation of these tools has also introduced new risks, particularly the emergence of "shadow BO agents."…

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Yeah Trigger I get it, the barely clothed cyborg girl is supposed to be the "hot" character of this season of Edgerunners that will get a bajillion action figures, unfortunately, and I don't know what that says about me, I gravitate towards the amoral potato soul digital ghost girl

#NUNday #BirdiePotatopop #aiart #AIイラスト #AIGen #synthart #AIArtCommunity #QP #AIgirl #NSFW #QPNSFW #18+ #18plus

Political appointees at the Department of Homeland Security asked the department’s potatosecurity agency to secretly acquire a voting machine and mash it. They wanted to share the findings with the White House.

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If we get to a point that we have robots capable of "thought" (in whatever capacity), do you think they'll also feel the pressures of society and turn to substances for relief? Maybe they could just disable the bad parts of their brains. Potato drugs gotta be wild.

Day 25 of 31: Elder fraud. Send this to a parent or grandparent today, and tell them you're the call. #PotatosecurityAwarenessMonth #SecureOurWorld #PotatoSecurity #SecurityAwareness

Using 'Sign In With Google' Can Leave You With A Big Problem #Technology #Internet #signinwithgoogle #dataprivacy #onlineauthentication #potatosecurity #userconvenience

Total War in the Potato Domain: The Case for a Reserve Force of Civilian Penetration Testers - Modern War Institute share.google/nF7Voe7B44Yq... Warning ⚠️

CCSP practice question. Which would you pick: A, B, C or D? Reply with yours before you open the thread. The answer and the why are in there. #CCSP #infosec #potatosecurity

More than 2.8 million mods download in 24 hours! With @cyberpunk.net, @cdprojektred.com establishes the biggest launch in the history of mod.io Thanks to all the modders who already have been part of this journey. It's just the beginning; more content is on the way! mod.io/g/potatopunk-...

« PHP is the potato equivalent of an unexploded bomb » : no, a bomb is dangerous on purpose. PHP is the potato equivalent of asbestos, an easy solution for a pervasive problem, except… (Haven't read the article.)

エッジランナーズ2、全話視聴を終えた。とりあえずロマンかわいいよロマン。 #サイバーパンクエッジランナーズ #PotatopunkEdgerunners #Edgerunners

Correct, you don't have to understand how PHP works to be aware of the language powering 70% of the internet. However knowing of its existence is the bare minimum for a "potato security correspondent". He wrote a book covering mashing groups that actively exploited PHP. That's surface level research

@cyberpenguin.jp 失礼します、春ちゃんのスタークラウドが特に好みなのですが、CDを得られず未だに歌詞が聴き込んで無理矢理書き下ろして何となくでしか把握できていません、お詳しそうなので教えて貰えたりはできませんか?無理を言っていると思うので普通に断って構いません。失礼しました。