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This place should have been turned into a parking lot after the war like Hitler’s bunker. There is no value to leaving this place standing. It’s, at best, a sensational and macabre tourist trap and, at worst, an outright monument to Naziism.

The oddly-located candy store in the University District has declared that you can be like a kid in a candy shop, but you may not be an actual kid in a candy shop.

Having a life is a good bulwark against AI because it is very easy to fill my limited free time with actual good things made by human beings.

I know it’s not why he’s doing it, but I genuinely believe that, if we are going to have the death penalty, all executions should be televised. I think the people who support it should be forced to see what the policy they support really looks like.

They’ve shrunk the horse on the US Open ball children this year

Oh so Lake Mead is like EMPTY empty

Eating a cheap pizza while listening to some old heads play outlaw country at the neighborhood bar tonight. Highly recommend eating some cheap pizza while listening to some old heads play outlaw country at the neighborhood bar, if you ever get the chance.

He should try the weed that makes you eat an entire box of Cheez-Its instead of the weed that makes you a pedophile

Crazy that the Iranians were spot-on with the whole “Great Satan” thing

Maybe Americans aren’t ready for electoral democracy. The smallest hunter gatherer bands have more sophisticated systems to pick their leader than just voting for whoever can eat the biggest steak or whatever.

Even weirder that this was in response to the question: “How ‘bout them Buckeyes?”

Will I like Slay the Spire if I’m not 35?

Next you’re gonna tell me that he didn’t cast a wine dark actor to play the sea

Peter Magyar sounds like what Jk Rowling would name the Hungarian kid at Hogwarts.

in which american city do we hold the new nuremberg-style trials in 2029? personally I think this is a job for cincinnati

Born too late for The Onion’s coverage of a dumb pointless war in the Middle East. Born just in time for The Onion’s coverage of a dumb pointless war in the Middle East.

I took my large idiot son, Frank, to the sushi restaurant and he couldn’t read the menu so he ordered a cheeseburger. Let that sink in 🤣🤣🤣

Haiku for people who can’t count

“I have searched the depths of Legal Arguments not yet articulated or vetted” is gonna do numbers in the law school group chat

“PROFESSIONAL-grade logistics” and it’s just an AFC North tailgate

Incredible doink

A couple more falls like that and they’ll make him quarterback of the Miami Dolphins

I can only describe this syntax as “middle schooler who is learning how to write an introduction paragraph to an essay.” The sweeping generalizations, the bizarre use of superlatives, the “not only…, but also…” It’s giving “Many people say that Atticus Finch is the smartest book character ever.”

The only time I’ve genuinely questioned my sanity was after the death of a close friend. There were moments when my denial nearly overrode my rational understanding and I felt my grasp on reality slipping. Giving this product to people in that situation will absolutely shatter some of them.

I like that the trophy depicts the one thing you aren’t allowed to do in soccer

Last year I made note of every house in my neighborhood with a Trump sign and later confirmed that not a single one of them shoveled their sidewalk when it snowed.

“Ohio State hasn’t been tested” Heads have been sighted in the streets gnashing their teeth and rending their garments

Posting the essay with all the dotted lines highlighting glaring grammar and style issues is a really good bit.

One of the great injustices of the American legal system is that you have a moral duty to kill anyone who has the same name as you, but it is still considered murder to do so. More than anything, this is blatant discrimination against people named John Smith.

Gonna buy a Ford truck ford pickup F150 truck for off-road work or leisure truck for men for men and women four door pickup four wheel drive rugged automobile functional gas mileage highway truck suspension F series low maintenence for family crew cab functional stereo job site truck

“Man shoots dog” isn’t a story. “Dog shoots man” is a story.

Obviously not the main issue, but I am mad that the Democrats overshadowed Edmund Fitzgerald posting

At least when the camp guards tell me to go stand up against the wall, I’ll know that I’ve experienced genuine human connection at some point in my life.

What a crazy coincidence. I wonder who shot him.

they must end this game before the daylight savings clock adjustment. nobody knows what will happen if baseball gets into the time shift. we could get stuck in the time wormhole forever

I knew it was a compliment when she said I was a 4

They should make spaghetti for cats

Chicago Larry David

Hello, Sharks. I’m here to demonstrate my Tell Paranoid Schizophrenics that They’re 100% Right About Everything machine. I’m asking for an investment of $600 billion and 1/3rd of the world’s energy supply. There is no way to make money with it.

They’re doing the East Wing was woke

So in the past week, that senate candidate from Maine has called for Nuremberg 2, gotten in trouble for old tweets about being a communist, and revealed that he has a Nazi tattoo. Are we sure he isn’t from New Hampshire?

One of many things that makes me feel insane is that Oprah created a platform for a number of the worst people who are currently destroying the country, but she will live out her life with the reputation of an inspirational liberal darling.

i am prepared to restructure society in any way necessary that prevents me from ever having to see a video clip of the hooting shaved ape pat mcafee

I know we all pretended to care about poor misguided country bumpkins for a while, but maybe if the vast majority of rural voters decided they didn’t want to have hospitals anymore we should stop arguing with them.