mirror cell

had a nightmare that one of my teeth split in half and i woke up panicking because my insurance premiums were gonna go up and i wouldn’t be able to afford gas, that’s just how american i am

We’re not changing it.

Wacom recently asked me to talk about why I make queer comics, and given there are multiple bills right now floating around in congress that are effectively "we will kill your livelihood if we get a sniff of queer" I had some pretty strong, simply feelings to relay.

ICE got dommed by a sub.

coffeemaxxing

from years of walking through the living room while someone else is watching them, i have determined that dexter and death note are the same show

I think my kink might be Brennan Lee Mulligan melting down and going into a political rant.

shoutout to all my followers, especially the like 4 japanese porn bots. you’re the real ones

homestuck is one of those things that i guarantee would’ve been my entire childhood if i was like 13 in 2009

i NEED a keytar

sure another war might be coming but i just had a really good barbecue burger

crying cause i will never be this cool

they really didn’t want to sell me a pizza for some reason

real aura is when you know you're cooked before you pull up, but you ball anyway

do you think harlan crow keeps clarence thomas in a pokéball

if elon can’t get his daughter’s name right i’m not gonna get his website’s name right

some random citizen watching trump’s birthday parade has the opportunity to do the funniest thing of all time

I knew the robots would strike back someday after all the kicking and hitting we’ve done to them. Be nice to the robots.

Cannot believe this timeline is real, did he *watch* X-Men? Who was he rooting for??? www.them.us/story/webste...

astonishing how quickly ai slop has become the new aesthetic of fascism

like to think all my dumbass deaths in cyberpunk are cannon. “yeah V, legendary merc and outlaw? drifted her car off an overpass going 130 last year, drowned in the river”

if a piece of legislation has a name like "The Protecting Poor Defenseless Children from Evil Online Terrorists and Kidnappers Act of 2025" you can be damn sure that what it actually does is fund facial recognition equipped robo-murder dogs and make it a felony to listen to Chappel Roan in public

made a bigass caffeine molecule for no discernible reason

Pearl S. Buck famously said “The young do not know enough to be prudent, and therefore they attempt the impossible—and achieve it, generation after generation.”, and so that’s why I do no research whatsoever before starting a technical project

every time i open this app i ask the universe to let the first post i see be a special someone’s obituary

writing my manifesto in the “You’ve gotta be kitten me!” journal in the Micheal’s discount aisle

how it feels when the safeway cashier tells me my garlic bread is 50 percent off but only if i download their app

tragic scene downtown

Waiting in line at the UPS store and funky town has played on a loop for the entirety of the 15 minutes I’ve been inside. i would legitimately go mental after one shift if i worked here

Antifa stickers spotted in Upstate New York

bambu slicer, love you man, but how is this an acceptable amount of bridging?