CARTZ

THE PEOPLE YEARN FOR JACK STRAND

we didn’t know what he was up to at the time

BULLSHIT

couldn’t imagine going through this medical shit without insurance. $336 for a bandaid lmaoooo. @annaforflorida.bsky.social please get into office so we have an advocate on this insanity.

hell yeah

Schumer caved. Congrats MAGA and ICE. www.nytimes.com/live/2026/01...

hell yeah nigel garage @bbcnewsnight.bsky.social

this game is gross as hell lmao

philip rivers out here about to prove to the world that a chimichanga can play winning football

OH MY GOD

these dudes have lost the plot

this is gonna end with trump-branded tylenol isn't it

Highly normal. Nothing to see here, folks.

MAHMOUD IS OUT

BREAKING: Rümeysa, our union sister who was snatched by ICE, is free today. We stood up for our union family and demanded justice! When you mess with one of us, you mess with all of us. #4the1st ✊🏻✊🏼✊🏽✊🏾✊🏿

howdy

pump and dump scheme

brian schatz voted yes for cloture? what the shit?

just got a vasectomy. it was quick and easy — ten minutes max. dudes! get on board.

Dear Manager, 1. I drank a whiskey drink. 2. I drank a vodka drink. 3. I drank a lager drink. 4. I drank a cider drink. 5. I sang the songs that remind me of the good times; I sang the songs that remind me of the better times.

who wants to go to the clermont lounge