Pip

Pip

@pipsqueakmouse.bsky.social

Grasshopper mouse in Denver, CO. Former USAF pilot. Professional woodworker and troublemaker. Follow for nudes, woods, and nudes with wood.

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A prototype elevated planter that I plan on eventually refining into a product for regular production. Made with sapele and finished with Scandinavian pine tar.

I finally realized how to describe owning a Savanah Cat. Imagine owning a Border Collie that didn’t give a shit about listening to you.

I got a new much better TV and now my Savannah Cat thinks there might be a mountain lion in the living room and it's not great.

I had a specific task that required acetone. I ordered some. It took 3 weeks to arrive. I cannot remember what I ordered it for.

My apartment has parcel lockers and I ordered a bunch of different seed packets. I got a text saying I had a package. I went down, entered in my pin... ...and watched as a half dozen lockers popped open with one seed packet a piece in them.

A preservation architect I've been working with put in a bid for a massive window restoration project on a historic building owned by the city of Denver. If she gets the job we're gonna tackle it together.

Just realized that I personally know more furry professional pilots than there are transgender NCAA athletes in the entire United States.

I was going through old stuff and I found every page I removed from my C-17 checklist as part of updates. Checklist on the left, changed pages on the right.

It occurred to me that since I have no idea what a typical savannah cat acts like, I have no idea if Bullet is a typical savannah cat. Anywhere, here's him spotting a bunny on one of our walks.

I used to love Capriotti’s sandwiches, had one today. Tasted like Sysco enshittification. Dry as hell shredded turkey paste with a smidge of soybean oil ‘mayo’ and not one fleck of spice or flavor.

I’m thinking of getting a masters in construction management. Not because I particularly want to but rather because it opens up so many doors if I decide to get a corporate job.

Wouldn’t have to change a thing! Still a Grasshopper Mouse

alyaza ΘΔ@alyazabirze.bsky.social

here's a fun question for you: what would your fursona be if it had to an animal that *actually lives in your area*? hard mode: no domesticated animals with a consequentially global range--that would mean, for example, canid and ungulate species have to be species actually found in the wild

A full third of the apartments I toured had barn door bathrooms. Anyone who picks that method of value engineering should be forced to live in a barn.

Van is at a shop. Cause of the breakdown was…the work I just had done on it. AC compressor was installed wrong and got starved of oil and died. Which cause the serpentine belt to break.

My breakdown was in the most convenient spot imaginable. The hotel is pet friendly. There is a dispensary on the other other side of the hotel.

Stopped for the night so I’m walking the cats. The brand new AC has sprung a leak and dumped all its refridgerant. As it is August, this is concerning.

First thing I'm building when I get settled in Denver is a new bed. Because my dick isn't big enough to pull off 'mattress on the floor' energy.