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The Chiefs would sign Ted Bundy if he was fast or could make field goals.

Congrats to DeShaun Watson on winning the NFL’s Not a Piece of Shit Currently Award sponsored by Tesla* *Most likely still a piece of shit, just hasn’t affected his play this year

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Game 5 feels like a mid 2000s Pacers/Pistons game.

Barkley to the Seahawks for a 2nd on Tuesday, book it.

Prediction- she will be on our feeds without consent longer than Aaron Rodgers.

Let’s be self-aware, the Eagles aren’t winning more than 4 games this year. A top 3 pick is likely.

Dolphins up 11, Titans about to tie it, Chargers can’t possibly go 0-17. Jeremiah Smith, get ready to learn Philly, buddy.

Whoever scouts kick returners for the Vikings should probably be the GM.

Really feels like this team is a different type of Golden State during their peak. They can turn it on at any time and when they do they can make up a lot of points in a hurry.

Charles Barkley voice: “hello, this is Enes Kanter. I’m about 7 feet tall, I played center in the NBA a few years ago. You gotta get to the All State Center, these women are trying to beat me up, I’m hiding in the bathroom. Please hurry.”

POLICE PRESENCE!!!!!

The no sleep and playing is the biggest issue. Obv blood clot more serious, but harder to find on short notice. Letting a player play after directing him he’s at risk if he sleeps should be illegal. Similar to concussion protocol. If a player is told not to sleep Sat night, they can’t play Sunday.

PLAY THE FRIGGIN SONG!!!!!!

Knicks should not be losing this game. Sixers are 3/2,000 from 3 and the Knicks are returning everyone from last season except for their backup C, whoever replacement got a double double in the 2nd Q.

Sixers 1/17 from 3 since Maxey hit those first two and the Sixers still lead on ring night.

Sixers offense is going to take some time. And their bench.

LeBron and Embiid should not be off the floor at the same time.

Ben Stiller trying to look so hard with the no look pass to Maxey.

The 2017 Philadelphia Eagles is still the greatest championship run in all of sports and everything else comes second.

Did the Knicks win the Finals last year or cure cancer?

The league keeps shoving an awkward loner who can win big games down our throats when we have the two biggest personalities in sports in those leagues- Angel Reese and Paige Bueckers.

Of all the Philly franchises that would almost kill their franchise player, I am beyond shocked it wasn’t the Sixers.

How’s your favorite teams season going? My team tried to kill their QB and let him play on zero sleep.

Eagles should be firing someone this week. Siriani for sure. He either knew or had no idea, which is worse. Any medical trainer who knew should be fired. This is the type of thing that scares players and coaches from your org.

The NFL needs to investigate the Eagles with how they handled Hurts. Anyone who signed off on him playing on no sleep should be fired. Don’t care if it’s Howie.

Cowboys are a mess, I regret everything I’ve said about them tonight. The NFC East is always at its worst when the Eagles have disaster seasons.

Always bet on the Cowboys coming off a bad game. Jerry puts the fear of god into his coach, that’s why he hired coaches he can push around. Now bad game on national tv followed up by another national tv game, Cowboys ML is easy money.

AJ Brown easy drop. Thanks again for the first round pick. Would have been happy with a 4.

The Jaguars might be the 2025 Eagles. Really good roster but they cannot get out of their own way.

Texans fully back. They might only lose 1-2 more games.

This has been the most we have to have a 24 team playoff week we could have had. Everyone in the top 10 is ass. Who was good today in the top 10? Ole Miss? The team that Florida blew out and then got blown out the next two weeks.

Tennessee is really close to being undefeated which is insane because their offense is doo doo.

Golesch is going to get played off like an Oscars speech from the makeup winner.

The SEC is wild, man, put them all in the playoffs and let’s just see what happens.

Elite ball don’t like moment in Auburn/Georgia. DPI against Auburn on a pass 10 yards oob, Stockton loses ball on very next play.

This is 2005. It’s fine. Team needs a new coaching staff and to reevaluate the entire roster. 2027 will be a sink or swim year for Hurts.

Dream/Valkyries game has turned into the Trampoline scene from the Simpsons.

Jeremiah Smith called game.

So we go from Jon Gruden hyping up maga candidates to BWW telling me to text my ex? What if we combined them into one add. I tell you what man, you wanna talk about a wild night? Text your ex at midnight man, and wait and see what happens man.

The Eagles season is over. You can say this is 2005 or 2012 all over again, but the season is over. Get the younger guys playing time, get a new coaching staff and build for the future. Send Riq to Detroit for a 3rd to 2nd and Saquon to Seattle for a 2nd. Moj for a 3rd or 4th.

Really happy people have learned that Shane Gillis sucks and he’s too many places right now when he should be no places.

On what grounds?