Phil Galasso

If I find someone to have insufferable opinions, I spare myself suffering them.

They’ll probably kill me for this but what the hell? I’ll take you behind the curtains just a bit. As I understand it, Inside the NBA brought back their original producer for opening week. The great Tim Kiely is a TV legend and just a wonderful dude. This has TK written all over it.

Would watch.

At least you're drinking again.

Lena Dunham in HBO pitch writing GIRLS on the whiteboard, then wiping away the S so it says GIRL, then adding a dollar sign so it says GIRL$, then wiping it all away and writing ARLI$$

Look at his lil Hank Hill butt

Ooh I’m up to 996 followers. My thousandth follower can pick any Knick and ask me to write a haiku about them.

Deleted scene from #DIGGER

ChatGPT: you’re right you’re so much smarter than him. He’s so schlubby and you’re so suave. Columbo will never catch you.

john carpenter writing the soundtracks to assault on precinct 13 and halloween

[job interview] interviewer: so god killed all your kids? job: that's right

People forget the Knicks won the NBA Championship

Latrell Sprewell to P.J. Carlesimo (colourized, 1997)

I've still got Rogue Mission, The Last Stand and No Nation to watch. It's incredible/infuriating that in a 12-strong action film series they've NEVER blown up a helicopter.

Child: It’s the mayor. Mamdani: *laughs* Child: What? You are the mayor. You could become the king. Mamdani: I’m happy as the mayor. Jalen Brunson is the king.

Barry Lyndon × 21 Savage "a lot"

Stephen King says “Jack Torrance has a mallet” and then Kubrick says “Actually he has an ax” and everyone cheers. King says “Fine, you all want axes? Here, Annie Wilkes has an ax,” and Reiner says “Actually she has a big mallet,” and everyone cheers.

What?

Good movie.

Huell Howser 24/7 livestream? Huell Howser 24/7 livestream

the Field of Dreams game has reminded me to once again watch John Mulaney presenting the Academy Award for sound

Five months ago, I wanted to write about Westbrook's misunderstood personality because I felt like he wasn't getting nearly enough coverage with the finish line in sight. Glad I got to write the story. Salute to an amazing career. www.sportingnews.com/us/nba/sacra...

ngl, miss the days vhen movies would get called stuff like Violent Justice, be about shit like a serial killer assassinating people to help cover up a conspiracy only a karate cop could unravel and then a song that sounds like poor man's michael bolton played over the credits.

The legend Robin Lopez

omg lol

Dunno. I mean, I've told it to people, but I'm not sure I've told it in a public forum. It's a good one. Makes me cackle. I heard it from one of the people Lynch leaned on the hardest on that film, the guy who tracked down the warehouse space in Northridge that Lynch rented as a "soundstage." (1/10)

I just remembered this line and laughed like a madman all over again.

ok but pulitzer for whoever got this shot, it’s so good

Bet you didn't know that the Little Morton Salt Girl is an immortal being who existed before there was life on Earth.

@declouxj.bsky.social just watched Pyun's SLINGER cut of CYBORG in b/w as you suggested in your writing. Fucking amazing. Thanks!

On the Mount Rushmore of deleted tweets.

It's "Why am I like this?"

If I were an action hero, this is what I’d say to the bad guy before the kill shot.

Wile E. Coyote, despaired, takes a bucket of paint and a brush and paints a beautiful two-bedroom house on a mountainside. He paints a beautiful coyote wife in the window, and two adorable coyote kids running around in the yard. He tries to enter this new coyote life, but it is inaccessible to him