Phazerville

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Are there any Christian cannabis shops? Seems like it would be just as popular as coffee for getting closer to God.

News stories be like: People used random number generator, got random numbers

Imagine a traffic light. Usually, when you approach it turns yellow and then red early enough that you always have to stop. How long are you willing to wait at that stop light?

I don't understand people who don't understand satire.

Are there smaller, focused models trained on only *good code*?

idk if science has figured this out, but for me, hiccups are a sign that whatever I just ate contained the nutrients that my body was craving.

chatbots like to use words like "exactly" in text generated from a fuzzy autocorrect algo

what do you know that I don't?

okay, i'm letting go... i'm starting to drift away... it really is dark out here.

I appreciate Ai code. It helps me practice saying, No.

everybody's so different i haven't changed

What's the point of patents? Is it supposed to incentivize innovation? Seems like it ends up being another toxic mechanism of capitalism...

I have an 18" powered subwoofer, and I'm not afraid to use it. ⚡🔊🔥🔊⚡

William Shatner's greatest achievement was getting sampled by Concord Dawn and Chris.Su 🔥

To this day, I've still never heard Katy Perry roar.

Would you rather: smell bad OR get cancer ?

PSA: we're typing it like Ai now instead of all caps, to distinguish from Weird Al. It also helps diminish the "intelligence" part of the acronym. It's synthetic stupidity.

I feel a certain solidarity with every other Nick. We have been named victorious from birth. It is our destiny to succeed!

what is the evolutionary function of pedophilia? why is it so common?

whatever

I'm calling it Code Sanitation - rewriting LLM-generated code as human code. It always starts at 0%. Deleting and rewriting all the comments probably gets you to 25% sanitization, or more if it leads you to correct things.

Nintendo is a scam? I don't know how to feel about that one...

Wow, I see a lot of YouTube ads for Enbridge, and GUESS WHAT

I guess Fender brand guitars are a scam? Judging, once again, by how aggressively I see the ad on YouTube.

My dad doesn't like the song "Peaches" by The Presidents of The United States of America, and I think that perfectly sums up our fundamental disagreements.

Hey Google, skip every ad immediately. Make no mistakes.

two decades later, and I still can't trust a touchscreen device to safely reside in a pocket without side effects...

Crazy how a simple light bulb has degenerated into something with 30 seconds of latency in 2026.

Think there's a giant number free, shoutin' at kids? Perhaps you've been smoking too much ganja, mate.

there's a little truth behind every "just kidding"

If you think childhood trauma is intense, wait until you become a homeowner and discover a hornet infestation in your bedroom ceiling.

no risk, no reward

somebody come over and show me how to start a fire

"You don't hate something into getting better."

why should I take the time to read something you didn't take the time to write?

Technically speaking, food is the only thing that makes you happy. 😋