Allen vs Predator

Laika stop-motion remake of You Can See Everything.

In a shocking shift in power dynamics I woke my dog up to go for a walk this morning. Soon she’ll be picking up my poop!

Trying to imagine You Can See Everything in Infinity Vision and I think I’m having a stroke.

Seriously, Wildwood is incredible. Everyone who worked on it should be incredibly proud. I’m glad to see the box office predictions make a big jump.

The St. Johns Twin Cinema makes a cameo in Wildwood. 6 bags of popcorn and 6 cups of soda. 🥤🥤🥤🥤🥤🥤 🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿

One, two Tabitha’s coming for you…

Wildwood and You Can See Everything are going to ravage our little 2 screen theater this weekend (in a good way).

New Amato and Gregg Turkington are back for Season 17 of On Cinema at the Cinema! Come over to the cantina, have an NA IPA and learn a thing or two about movies, life, bankruptcy, boating accidents, and more. Stream exclusively at heinetwork.tv

I’m 3 episodes into Crystal Lake. I’m not entirely sure how I’m feeling about it so far, but I do think we should retroactively add Grace to all the movies, killing alongside Jason.

If I were President I would make Patti Harrison my Press Secretary.

Anyone in Portland wanna watch ALONE IN THE DARK? We’re screening it tonight at the St. Johns Twin.

Tabitha finally got to hang out with her boyfriend Bruno, who she’d only been able to sniff at through the fence until now. It was adorable.

I worry that when Severin’s Grand Guignol box set arrives I’ll become completely undateable.

Question: Should I rewatch Exorcist 2 before Boorman and the Devil, or go into the doc first? I haven’t seen the movie in probably 15 years.

Susan Collins isn’t coming to Oregon, is she?

Hellraiser: Revival

This Hellraiser game doesn’t fuck around.

I assume I already have the anti Mike Flanagan people blocked for other dumb shit they’ve said.

Will there be text-to-speech donations active on the execution livestream, like on twitch?

There are a couple people I’d tune in to watch being murdered.

Digger sure was something. My friend was into it, I was not. Glad I saw it, though.

You know what, color me excited for Flanagan’s Exorcist movie.

Watching OTHER MOMMY now, watching DIGGER later this afternoon. I hope I don’t have to use my AK, because today is looking like a good day.

I hope it’s not too late to get a Gregg Turkington review of Digger.

My brother wanted terrorists to bomb my college town 20 years ago when I joked about Democrats winning the midterms. I thought he was kind of a dick, but maybe he could be president.

Is there a cut of The Social Reckoning where no one has legs?

Wait, there’s a movie coming out with Helen Mirren playing Patricia Highsmith? I did not know…

Ordering from Vinegar Syndrome is always such a fever dream. I love going through my shelf, finding something of theirs that I’ve never heard of and have no memory of buying, and tossing it into my blu ray player without reading the back of the box.

There’s overwhelming demand for an extensive, story-driven Thorn Cult DLC for the Halloween game. Many people are saying this.

I can’t believe Dr. Doom rips Thor’s dick off.

I would love to fight Pete Hegseth. Loser changes their first name.

We like to have fun in St. Johns.

Will the Dootle Dots appear in GTA6?

I didn’t realize the movie I’m watching would bring this kind of energy. I apologize for not being familiar with your game, BLOODY PSYCHO.

PRIMETIME was extremely my shit. I feel like a Nightcrawler rewatch is in order, followed by a long shower.

Showing a room full of people The Last of Sheila for the first time, because I am a good person.

Unpopular Opinion: *spews a bunch of garbage* *replies disabled

I try to stay humble, but programming the Edie Arnold is a Loser/The Devils trailers back-to-back was a great choice.

Anyone know if country superstar Kash Patel’s girlfriend is free to join Ed Sheeran’s tour?

I’ve been slacking on some of the newer stuff on Shudder. It ends now! Watching MARAMA.

I don’t know what’s going on, but as a straight white male, naturally I feel under attack.

Feeling very blessed that no one follows me or gives a shit about what I say.

It was too dark in my room to see what movie I picked, but I guess I’m watching DELUSION, featuring a crotchety old man Joseph Cotten. I think I’ll like it, because I’m an optimist.

One reason I love low-budget regional horror is that everyone looks like this.