Scary “Bastard Pac-AckAckAckAckAck You Outta Know By Now” Normal

“For some reason it’s just easier to date girls who’s cortex haven’t finished developing”

BlueSky has four kinds of users.

Tripping balls on acid in 1993 and Todd Pettingill is telling me about how these guys are gonna fight Bam Bigelow’s team at Survivor Series. #wrestlesky

Not only an incredible talent, but a rare talent who also thought it was funny to just voice random memes every once in a while

Posting the most Brazilian screenshot I have in celebration of democracy prevailing in Brazil: The Sega Master System.🇧🇷

I say this a lot, but if Burnout Paradise had the proper crash mode from this it would be the greatest racing game of all time. But it doesn’t so it isn’t.

I have a lot of time for a terrible Simpsons wrestling meme

Still laughing at Mercedes “you think this is a pussy!??” [starts swinging belt-dick] #wrestlesky

What was the last thing Jericho said to Wayne? TSN muted it. Did he just call him a douchebag again? #AEW

Outrageous to come out with this like a month after I found out I’m personally only two degrees away from Kevin Bacon (an editor’s brother is friends with him apparently).

They gave you a tape of Harley Cameron covering Tom Waits?!?!

do you denounce the brotherhood of evil mutants

Fritzi and Nancy when I tell them to just close the fucking window so her feet would be less cold.

Breaking: Tomasso Ciampa arrested for attempted murder. “Pants kick out spot clearly attempt to give Jim Cornette an aneurysm,” said an Orlando police spokesperson. #AEW

I love Sabin’s Bob Cratchitt sideburns. He should grow them bigger, for Tiny Tim. #AEW

moxley right before leaving the treehouse for his match 🤼

If you ever look awkward in a photo it's because you had to match your pose from a much darker timeline.

Not even the biggest Cope fan, but yes, do this Tony. I'll even sing the fucking Alter Bridge song. 8 hour drive to Redemption was totally worth it, I'd do 13 hours for All In.

Didn’t want to say anything during the show (either to jinx it or to bring it to their attention) but a certain Canadian sports streaming app forgot to disconnect the feed after the Dynamite portion of the show so actually got to watch the Collision part tonight instead of waiting. #AEW

Garcia looking like he saw his dad cry for the first time there was a great punctuation on that #AEW

I will Master Splinter, thank you for believing in me.

this is who you had to buy weed from before legalization

One for @udontsei.bsky.social lol

“I killed Princess Di, fuckers!”

Important lesson that while Smurf magic can be a useful additional therapeutic, it cannot fully replace conventional cancer treatments.

Match of the night: Thekla’s Thighs vs Thekla’s Pants - ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ #AEW

I don’t think these two are good influences on each other. #AEW

AI of the future trying to imitate Lou Reed lyrics but getting bogged down with all the advertising subroutines that Subway bought:

OH YEAH EVERLONG WORKS TOO KINDA

I try not to take Danny Williams’ approach to much but those two odious troglodytes getting together to “talk rape” and a young man’s fancy turns to thoughts of a good shit-knockin’ www.instagram.com/reel/DR28_lJ...

Part of why I don't like the AI-or-bust economy is the constant flopsweat of people on the news who say this HAS to work. Quit making everyone so anxious. Goddamn. If this is the next Google then why are you acting like this? I don't remember being told to buy an iPhone at gunpoint.

The Bass Player. There’s sadness in that chord structure!

Calling the DR entrance “the Bastard Path” from now on sounds like a really good idea to me. #AEW

This sounds rad