Perlins

Blake Wilding holding a hilarious comedy lecture. 😂 Awesome Show in Silverlake ⭐️

Another Sunday 📖📚🤓

Welp, they cancelled the ‘Running Man’ pilot?

Okay, I voted. So that means the calls stop, right? That means the calls STOP, right?

Drawing notes can be both educational and a boredom antagonist.

I sometimes watch Ben Affleck speak Spanish in interviews, as a treat.

‘The Outsiders’ Friday night was a fun boys show but I prefer the movie. Also, ‘Newsies’ is the gold standard for boyshow but I prefer the stage musical. All around The Outsiders put on a wonderful musical ⭐️

The nights in LA

The museum was like watching his films through the inspirations that led him there. Superb collection ⭐️

Back in on that study game for exam one Tomorrow 😭📖📚📖 NP school is no joke🩺⚕️🤍

Water for Elephants, the musical, is a superb show with excellent acrobatic and gymnastic talents. The emotion was displayed deeply through music and song. The show was executed with professional brilliance thoughout the ensemble. Highly recommend ⭐️

I can’t stand amiibos… BUt LOOK THEM!😭😩🥰😍

I’m in my “fine, I’ll listen to Beyoncé’s country album” forgiveness era.

Me heading to the parking lot at 4:59 because the Lucas Museum of Narrative Art closes at 5.

Talk about the government not staying out peoples bedrooms, yeash:

Hey, peptides might help build the big-boy muscles, but they’re not gonna fix the problems at home.

I’m getting drug tested today for work because federal regulations still treat THC like it’s more dangerous than alcohol, and testing companies make a killing charging exorbitant fees for forced urine screenings. I’m clean, btw. Drugs stopped being fun for me in 2016 when King CEO became president.

Bad news, we got rats in our attic 🐀 The good news, also squirrels 🐿️ 😒😩

It’s cool if you don’t want a job that helps, heals, or benefits other people. There’s an entire political movement built around that philosophy. Yes you can, be MAGA.

More of our problems could be solved if only more #slacktivist influencers would get off their butts and… sorry, stay on their couches and post about them. (‘slacktivism’ - supporting a cause with minimal effort, usually from the couch through likes, shares, or posts. Thank you, Jeopardy!)

Ugh. After his whole existence, this is what he’s sorry about

LabCorp: The DMV of piss

Nice tats! Are those from all the wars you’ve fought in, or do you just enjoy tempting fate with hepatitis? I’m kidding! I know they’re just trauma you chose to memorialize instead of treating.

There’s never any good news coming out of a red state; unless it’s someone getting out and making something of their life.

I used to have anger issues from alcoholism and post-Iraq PTSD. But thanks to the healing power of suppression, I’m completely fine, as long as I don’t drink, study, and never read the news ☺️

I thought college, nursing school, and now a master’s program would give me new comedy material. All they’ve done is turn me into a highly qualified caregiver with no sense of humor. Maybe a new addiction will loosen me up.

I began my graduate program tomorrow and I pre-read everything. Now, will I remember any of it for discussion? We’ll see 📖📚🩺

I think my ideals are terribly high and probably unattainable. It helps that I live in a capitalist society, where everything around us reinforces that kind of thinking; however, not through values or morals, but through laws and authority. Anyway, good night.

uncertainty → new goal → intense pursuit → accomplishment → relief/pride → “Okay…now what?” → new goal…

Thinking about yesterday, lovely 🥰

We at Disney

Ugh, men.

It was fun and cute but there could have been less cos-play

I was accepted to my school of choice and will now be a Family Nurse Practitioner Student. Yay, more school again.

Oh, you dyed your hair blue. Everything okay at home?

I don’t want to hear a single person who preordered the $100 GTA VI Ultimate Edition complain about the economy ever again. Your economic analysis has been revoked.

I wish my phone knew when people were around when I opened Bluesky 🍆

Wait, that’s a lot of psychopaths👀

I love how the Grammys judge music on talent, face shape, and skin tone… then invent a whole new category for BTS. Good luck, boys.

Oh, I’m in Berlin Germany

A beautiful and delicious evening at The Grill on the Alley #BeverlyHills Thank you to Lisa & Rich 🍸

On page 52 of my screenplay rewrite because I have nothing to do until I get placed in a grad program or get hired. Weird to feel graduated and useless😟

I’m scheduled to go to Berlin soon ✈️