Peleton Plodder

Can @bsky.app just fuck off with all the cats all of a sudden!

If Palestine Action are truly a terrorist organisation akin to ISIS or the IRA then Jonathan Powell must lose his security clearance immediately and be removed as National Security Advisor. If he doesn’t and if he isn’t it just illustrates the absurdity of the proscription of Palestine Action.

US golf fans are still a bunch of cunts it would seem

England were winning, Tuchel decided to make a bunch of substitutions and then the team give up trying, we lost…..

This is not indiscriminate! Each and every single building you see here had a Hamas command centre underneath it. This is responsible precision military targeting, certainly not a genocide!

A lot of Madrid numbers now appearing on the Haaland family’s phone bill.

Billionaire whose main business has reduced income and a worsening debt rating, who bought Man Utd and made it a laughing stock, bought team Sky who haven’t won a bike race since and the Americas Cup team that has collapsed thinks people should pay attention to his racist views.

Ed Sheeran has given a statement saying he remains neutral as he announces Kid Rock and the IDF male voice choir as his new opening acts.

Needs to put a 2-iron in the bag

For the sake of balance can the BBC point out the white academic they hounded to death?

Just been in the woods having a bbq with no signal. Did I miss anything?

Can electoral lightning strike twice? #VoteBinface #Clacton

www.theguardian.com/music/2026/j... How upsetting, it turns out Boy George is a cunt

Everyone involved with the LA Dodgers, players, coaches, fans all love fucking kids.

I burn my mouth on pizza a lot. Some say it’s because I fail to learn from my mistakes but I believe it’s because I’m an optimist and refuse to live in fear.

The Burnham reshuffle has not started well

The only acceptable half time entertainment is either a toddler or someone’s nan trying to score a penalty against some poor member of the grounds staff in a massive ridiculous mascot costume. I will not be taking questions.

Chuckle

England are 1-0 up with 87 minutes to go. Time to park the bus and give up trying.

Bryson is a massive cheat

Harry Kane is now able to go to the annual KKK golf day on Sunday as his diary has changed a bit so at least that is a positive for him.

Parked the bus too early

There is a red card in this game

McConnell and Graham in the US, Widdecombe in the UK…. The universe is having a little bit of a tidy up

Jude Bellingham is different gravy. The rest of the England team are not even gravy at all.

As long as we keep passing it slowly round the back how can they possibly live with us?

Question Time is going to have to start having Count Binface on

Farage wanting to fight an election on a message of “isn’t this country shit” to coincide with the rising national pride as we do well in the World Cup is a massive misjudgment from him and will be the end.

The USA cheated The USA are out The USA are losers

Is Christopher Ronald going to cry now?

VAR reviews to be officially replaced by a phone call to Trump who will decide.

Paraguay were magnificent. Just not quite enough. Much is made of the artistry of Messi, this was amongst the finest displays of the dark arts.

Any top level sports team can afford just one maverick. That individual with stellar talent and ego that allows them to sit outside the normal team structures. The ECB have decided that is the Kiwi coach McCullum and so there is no room for English legend Stokes.

Not since Oceans 11 has there been a heist as successful as Newcastle selling Gordon to Barcelona for £80m #england

Poor start for Andy Burnham #england

Will Christopher Ronald be out for a bit of celebratory raping this evening?

Farage is most likely going to have hot rage about this one isn’t he? news.sky.com/story/counte...

Bryson DeChambeau is the John Terry of golf

Christiano Ronaldo playing in his 6th World Cup and as dislikeable as he always was

Another surrender by a major military power signed at Versailles.

It isn’t kids fault that toxic paedos are in online spaces. We should be banning the wronguns not the innocent ones. If the platforms refuse to oblige then shut them down.

They are going to put Neil Warnock on the Supreme Court!!!!!!

He also won the dance battle and the egg and spoon race

England are not good at football

Nigel Farage is a racist cunt Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk

Arsenal and Oklahoma both lose. The universe has intervened to provide sporting justice.

Fuck you Arsenal with your shit joyless football. Thank you universe for not rewarding that horror.

Arsenal asking if they can have corners not penalties

To be fair the new Ferrari looks pretty good from a front on view

What will Arteta do now? Set the block even lower? Bring on 2 more centre backs. Play for the long throw?