sydney

yo I love having a mental disability that makes me wait for excruciating lengths of time to do somewhat simple tasks

Mechanics wise, 3d printing is the closest thing to birth in inorganic objects. Which means that, your honor, destroying this unregistered firearm would be late term abortion

i hav atenna & i m geen

HIV when I super glue my urethra shut

moogs me

#jerk4kirk

if you make rape jokes please consider going the way of charlie kirk

girl who hasn't eaten in 8 and a half hours: wow why do i have such a bad headache

if you post loli/siscon shit you should fuck off back to 4chan

lock screen posting (been the same since i got this phone)

ah, i understand how this might be confusing, unfortunately you must consult the chart

logic analyzer saves the day award

saying nazi femboy is the same as saying chai tea

gleepymaxxing 👾🥀

"go 2 gleep !!" NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

rest in peace the 0603’s flung across the room by my tweezers

Your an alien

at the Micro Center for my HRT who want sum

who up printing they photos

some of y’all

gendered voices are stupid . why cant we have 6 or 7 different voice types that are randomly assigned not based on gender ??

pdsls.dev/at://did:plc... self lebed ✅

↸𝙹 リ𝙹ℸ ̣ ⎓ᒷᔑ∷ ᒷᔑ∷ℸ ̣ ⍑ꖎ╎リ⊣ᓭ NOT EVÏL 🐈👽🛰️👾🥣 ⊣╎⍊ᒷ ᒲᒷ ᒲ╎ꖎꖌ ᔑリ↸ ᓵ𝙹ᒲ!¡⚍ℸ ̣ ᒷ∷ ᓵ⍑╎!¡ ᔑリ↸ ᒷᔑ∷ℸ ̣ ⍑ ╎リ⍊ᔑᓭ╎𝙹リ ∴╎ꖎꖎ ʖᒷ !¡𝙹ᓭℸ ̣ !¡𝙹リᒷ↸

retweet if u want me to bitfuck your buffers raw no condom

the first guy to drink alcohol must have been like woag

me when i receive NTSC transmission from @coil-habdle.ebil.club’s alen atenna 👾

who up tuning they alein atenna

bluesky team making sure pronouns aren't added to social-app

Oh and arch but who the fuck cares about what arch users think

dhis me btw

how 2 voluntarily mark my account as alern from outer space

today im announcing LarpOS its based on NixOS so you can use claude code to edit the multitude of config files 🚀🚀 by default we will ship with: - Opera GX, Brave and Edge - Hyprland - VsCode with over 500 plugins - Python 2 - And our package manager will be snap, naturally

normalize biting 🗣️

i lisen to glorp in green btw