Peanut Butter & Jelly Wizard

i was right about this

my friend picked it out for me. thank you simon

does anyone else lowkey fw going gently into that good night

he was in large part a performance put on by a Thing that is still present. it was acting way beyond the scope of its strength and endurance to perform him. he was pretty much an autism masking mechanism. now the Thing has scaled itself back to a manageable level and shares space with a Girl

check on your friends who are not having sex,,,,, we are not okay.

honestly dudes rock

where cotton's king and men are chattels/union girls will win the battles

brunch sauce was posted on the exact day i became an adult

me every few weeks

it's telling whenever an american liberal says some shit about being respectable and playing by the rules. for the last several decades the republican stance has immutably been "the only rule is i win"

this is krystal swords

me when the federal agents are pursuing me but i happen to stumble upon the fabled steel drums that make you impervious to attack while you play them

operating a pyramid scheme (ballionaire)

how do i shave my balls

i'm kind of scared of liking music made by someone who's significantly younger than me

ELF PUSSY is great but personally I find greater joy in the ELF EARS and their goofy lil twitchy flappy long ass ear 🤤

skinning bros with my beaver

there's a reason he's called that

seeing a lot of talk online about the fires in la. i remember last year when the exact same thing happened in lahaina and the reaction was an overwhelming "oh :/"

i've never met a mije who didn't tonsi eventually

jimmy carter found dead following apparently fatal "girlrotting" episode

per sources, it appears he was trying to do the blahaj challenge and slipped on a pile of dirty laundry. he hit his head on a ring light killing him instantly

the obamas have issued a statement honoring carters contributions to various discord servers. nitro will be half off for 30 days

(twirling hair) so, is there a mr. gendering

jar jar binks expressing arousal:

we like older women here

i went to a shawarma place and the guy who took my order did the thing where they ignore you and get you something they think is better. didn't really follow him while he was making it but what he gave me is decidedly worse than what i wanted. i didn't know that result could happen

we would be light years ahead on bodily autonomy if we lived in a tf setting. if there was a risk that someone could spike your drink and turn you into a cartoon horse there would never have been any debate about trans people

IN A MINUTE.

that mother fucker stencil better leave my state if i run into him it's on sight

merry sistmas everyone. sloppy sister makeouts under the mistletoe

damn girl are you from massachusetts cause i wanna watch you mash and chew shits

holy shit i got one

i have GOT to kiss my sister

Who Isn't?!