Paul T. 🧪🧬

Paul T. 🧪🧬

@paultmorrison.bsky.social

43 years of academic biotech DFCI/HMS ending with genomics 🧪 🧬

4.7K followers7.2K following574 posts

A new genre of "Your mom" jokes. You suck so bad your mom used AI to say something nice bout you ..."

Nome@nome.bsky.social

You could not waterboard this confession out of me, much less get me to put it in an interview. Can you imagine her kid's middle school enemies getting wind of this? "You suck so much your mom needed Chat GPT to say anything nice about you."

Gee, Trump had no clue that Musk was running US foreign policy concerning the Ukraine War. Is Trump lying or even worse, he did not know.

Hoodlum 🇺🇸@nothoodlum.bsky.social

Ukraine reported Starlink problems Friday, losing drones and limiting strikes on Russia. Thursday, Trump claimed Musk had restored service. Friday, he admitted he hadn’t even spoken to Musk.

I spent a weekend drawing the pirate so I could take the online art classes. Darn I should have saved my money and waited for AI. Maus, you are dead to me.

Colin Smith@colinsmith.bsky.social

Art Spiegelman using AI because - in his own words - he felt too lazy to create something new using his own skills. I don’t think I can even process that. (Below: Self-Portrait with Maus Mask, by Art Spiegelman, 1989.)

Elon pays to elect these fools and also directs our foreign policy deciding who wins the Ukraine war.

Steven Beschloss@stevenbeschloss.bsky.social

A letter sent to Trump Chief of Staff Susie Wiles by several House members, incl. Ro Khanna, demanded “an immediate, govt-wide investigation into the decision to restrict SpaceX's Starshield satellite-based intelligence & military support services in Ukraine.” www.americaamerica.news/p/how-long-c...

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Meta is accused of election interference in Brazil after restricting Lula's Instagram while recommending Bolsonaro's accounts. 1,613 foreign-funded political ads were uncovered generating 171M impressions. Brazil has ordered Meta to explain its conduct.

yacnews.comMeta accused of foreign election interference in Brazil, helping Trump ally Flávio BolsonaroMeta faces election interference allegations in Brazil after restricting Lula's Instagram while recommending Bolsonaro's accounts. Researchers uncovered 1,613 foreign-funded political ads generating 1...

Paul T. 🧪🧬 reposted

Replying to @mdruker.app

This might seem small, but honestly, classic game compilations. Never in my life have I seen so many classic compilations and for reasonable prices. Not just classic arcade stuff, but console game collections for things like TMNT, Jurassic Park, Ren & Stimpy… 90’s kids are eating good right now.

Perfect response to Tommy's simple question. John F Kennedy's response to the same question about his religion is virtually identical. Tommy needs a history lesson. You gave him that lesson. Too bad Tommy's response was to walk out with his tail between his legs. But Tommy might be in a cult.

Abdul El-Sayed@abdulelsayed.bsky.social

This is Tommy. Tommy had a question about my allegiances. Listen to the end to hear about his.

* Only criminals would have guns with gun laws?

Brian 32@briansd32.bsky.social

On the school shooting *Thoughts and prayers *Too soon to talk about sensible gun reform *Arm the teachers *In the end do nothing Did i miss anything?

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Pretty clear that Trump/Hegseth are doing everything they can to force Ukraine to surrender to Putin by withholding all US assistance while actively helping fund the Russian war machine to kill as many civilians as possible including kids. What a dark, evil chapter in US history.

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This is who they are. This is literally today's Republicans bringing their A game. It's the best they have to offer.

Republicans in Congress got hours of free airtime in front of the American people. They spent it stating false facts as true and calling Jack Smith a dirtbag and a villain. Here's all you need to know, under oath.

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Perhaps Senator Eric Schmitt was a little too hawkish during his questioning of Jack Smith today. After accusing the former special counsel of perjury over whether he’d been at a Hawks basketball game, Schmitt was hit with an awkward moment of live fact-checking.

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Maybe I'm missing something, but I still don't get this. Schmitt was saying Smith went to a Hawks game. His evidence was texts that mention "Jack" but not from Smith (and the Hawks does not have a 109 row). Yes, Smith went to a Hawkeyes game, but Schmitt did not present any evidence of that.

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As an American political historian, I can confirm that this Congress has been "almost unmatched in history" in several categories -- sad abdication of its war powers, craven surrender of the power of the purse, weird refusal to conduct meaningful oversight, and an utter failure to pass actual laws.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Mike Johnson claims that the current Congress is "probably in the top three or four of all time" and is "almost unmatched in history" 🙃

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RFK Jr accuses Democrats of "turning our government into the biggest child trafficking operation in world history"

But the Sandworms were useful. Without them there would be no spice and no interstellar travel. I cannot think of anything more useless than a Trump worm. Maybe a cross between a pile of maggots and a tapeworm. ps. Thanks for ruining my breakfast.

Ruben Garcia@gorubenruben.bsky.social

We beat Trump Labor Day Posts: Giant Trump Dunes Sandworm crawling up the White House, he drank the Spice Waters! lol 😝 Best Trump Labor Day Post! #Dunes #Spice #USDemocracy #LaborDay #Voto #TrumpWorm

Natalie is going to boil a bunny. The scary part is if she suddenly becomes un-alive, Trump's poll numbers will go up and the Democrats will look mean. At least that's what someone might think if they find Natalie near an open window.

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Ossoff on why he invoked Natalie Harp during his speech: "We're in wartime. The commander in chief has mired us in this geopolitical disaster. People have lost their lives ... and he retreats into this bubble of West Wing aides who are his security blanket to make him feel good about himself"