papa juice man

ur passion for your hobby is scaring the hoes bro

i bet this feels good as fuck if you're a feather

the second el-sayed chose to treat tommy as an equal and not a nuisance, tommy was cooked

if you havemore than two simultaneous questions to ask please do not text them to me or else i only will respond to the two most conveniently answered ones

im in the laboratory creating scents for things that dont exist yet

man i dont need ai in every feature on my phone.. not happy this was an automati. opt-in from samsung. and it was heralded as data never leaving the phone which is only true if you manually turn that feature on....

"public execution isnt about punishing the man but about training the crowd"

seeing more recently that a lot of genpop are (finally) organically coming to the conclusion that the modern GOP are a blank party of grievances and conmen manipulating said grievances.. my question is what took them so fuckin long

spending all money on fidget toys in 2026

in a dream world im only driven to skeet about food and how much i love eating it but in this one im too mad abt everything else

youre making me so woke right now

im starting to believe that rfk's only purpose in the bozo regime is to misdirect and align miscellaneous conspiracy theorists with a false sense of community while they vote against their best interests

if you are ever feeling down on yourself just remember that theres atleast like a couple hundred people having conversations with their own burner accounts on social media somewhere right now

i think the general concern people have over technology ruling our lives is good and well-meant but god dAngit genpop is really really technologically illiterate and the past 3 years has really shown this to be true

how many people would choose to drive cars if it was hypothetically an optional and less time efficient method of travel

hey boss im in the ER so i cant come in today someone turned my swag all the way up and now i can't turn down my swag

ive been thinking

how am i going to pay off this 2029 1.25L chevy equinox that requires the blood of young children to start the engine

mcdonalds shrinkflationing their steak bagels might be a point of radicalization for me

fresh avokahdoo

thinking we've come just about full circle with the internet where people cant just google everything now its actually just all crap slop info now because of llms and the seo is all fucked lmao

the less you spend thinking about the thing you want to do and the more you actually do the thing you want to do is truly like the skibidi ohio top 10 anime swag secrets of life

facebook marketplace listing of a mirror and in the reflection is you

watermarking a meme has to be like top 5 most cringe things you can ever do with your life

im going to eat all this

ah yes thank you amazon for my favorite brand, WAFROOGIVANDI

generative ai is a dead internet theory conspirator psyop

mountain dew macchiato cold foam frappe with Call of duty flavored doritos ❤️❤️❤️🫶🫶🤤

breakfast taco sustain my life alhamdulillah