i can be your long lost pal

every girl has a biological clock that’s ticking down until one day she’s gay

i will be in los angeles through the holiday season if anyone needs a dog walker or cat sitter! message me and please send to friends who might be interested!

from the river to the sea FINALLY there’s no more h3h3

dream come true!!!

i hate gay halloween what do you mean you're paul rudd peering into The Art of Play, the brooklyn shop that kelly clarkson put on blast after they wouldn't sell her a mechanical bird

terrible day for the worst people on the internet

can’t force my AirBnB guests to be surrogates for my children anymore?? wtf???

you’re laughing?? the genocidal freak cheated on the other genocidal freak causing them to lose their genocidal platform and you’re laughing???

huffpost.comSelma Blair Arrested For Allegedly Attacking Flight Attendants Mid Air: Reports

remember how islamophobic she is and now her zionist ass is terrorizing the skies like a feral animal

Phil Lewis@phillewis.bsky.social

Selma Blair was reportedly arrested after allegedly attacking flight attendants during a flight, and trying to open the door while still in the air

i can be your long lost pal reposted

Ben Collins

@bencollins.bsky.social

Six months ago:

theonion.comDOJ To Bring Back Firing Squad As Means Of EntertainmentWASHINGTON—In an effort to provide some joy to the nation and boost overall well-being, Justice Department officials announced plans Monday to bring back firing squads as a means of entertainment. “Fo...

sincere moment: one of my favorite things about comedy is how it keeps me close to all my friends. friends in comedy and friends from my life before. i travel so much and get to catch up with an extraordinary number of people at an unusual frequency due to this lifestyle

i'm grateful for choosing an alternative path so my family tree is built from a whole community. it may look different than other people's my age, but its branches are flowering just as beautifully

sexual assault and rape rob their victims of so much physically, mentally, emotionally, financially, motivationally, and more, not just at the time of the assaults but every time stories like these hit the news. it can be paralyzing, debilitating beyond belief, and can put you right back in the

moment. to every victim: i am so so sorry and i hope your circumstances give you the grace to mourn the person you were, to heal as much as you can whenever you can, and to allow you to rest when you need

the type of vibe i bring to the dog park

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Every Film Now@everyfilmnow.bsky.social

Ryan Murphy has finished a script for a potential ‘GLEE’ reboot. He says he’s spoken with around 10 original cast members, who are “enthusiastic” about returning. #Glee #RyanMurphy

waking up with a soul in the imperial core

Selling tix is more difficult than ever, at ALL levels of comedy. That’s why we bribe audiences with gifts & candy! See Moses Storm, Lea'h Sampson, Sahana Srinivasan, & MK Cannon, hosted by @madisonshepard.bsky.social & @brandazzle.bsky.social SUNDAY!! calendar.elysiantheater.com/shows/second...

21 Sept

New York friends! I'm looking for shows, sketches, podcasts, etc. October 15-19th-ish? Let me know!

17 Sept

me peacing out from engineering to start my stand-up comedy career

16 Sept

i want to make an official announcement that i, too, will not be opening for ed sheeran on tour. he didn't ask me but i wouldn't. for moral reasons. thank u.

i can be your long lost pal reposted

Rory Blank

@roryblank.bsky.social

15 Sept

great joke shaped object

16 Sept

all my friends are broke is the conservatives’ end game that we all die? before mcconnell’s reanimated body???

15 Sept

ed sheeran saying he doesn't think politics is appropriate at his concerts because kids attend while refusing to acknowledge the active genocide of children is a perfect metaphor for the pearl clutching of modern-day war criminals

15 Sept

millennials: if no one got me, no one got me

12 Sept

nothing ages you like grief

11 Sept

i hate that we can reference cat harness man and we all think of the same exact hot tub

10 Sept

happy kirkiversary to all who celebrate! (@ erikakirk)

10 Sept

i didn't think the republican national convention could get gayer but then they posted that meat pic lmao

this is what it’s like when a mormon tries to convert you

employers telling me “we’re like one big family here!”

getting laid off??? in THIS economy?!

Friends! I'm looking for remote work if you hear of anything! I have experience in a range of areas (science/engineer/admin on one side, social media/websites/writing/comedy on the other). Please let me know if you see anything opening up!

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3 Sept

does anyone want to cover my insane dental fees this morning? i ♥️ america

2 Sept

me spending three hours a day commenting fire and heart eye emojis on all my girls and gays and theys’ posts

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2 Sept

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29 Aug

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29 Aug

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28 Aug

dolly parton and tim curry dying is so homophobic i can only assume the devil is working with lindsey graham talk about bi-partisanship smh

27 Aug

i have a lot of empathy for hoarders especially in our current environment. it’s difficult to let go of things, to know what you’ll need when you can’t afford to purchase on a whim, to be ill or alone & take care of yourself in an increasingly isolating society. life is fucking hard right now