Packy Smith

Sometimes, I need to give myself a solid 8 to 12 hours of alone time in the morning to mentally prepare for the day. Coffee helps.

This was my genuine experience the first time I watched Southland Tales. I was blown away to discover that it was pretty much universally loathed. 10/10 movie for me, easily.

We are always told to trust the process, but does the process know that we trusting it to actual work things out for us?

This is 100% me this year. My apologies to all impacted by this delay. The Void is a cruel mistress…

Anxiety: Get ready to fight Me: What? Anxiety: idk, just get ready to fight Me: Why are we fighting, and for what reason? Anxiety: Just get ready (This is what my brain has been doing to me all year long, like I’m permanently in fight or flight mode)

Sometimes, on the Oregon Trail, we need silence… or people will die. Just sayin’…

I’m an ambivert, but willing to discuss anything if you provide me with coffee…

I’d say it’s been one of those days, but honestly, it’s been one of those years…

People don’t listen to mind expanding music in dimly lit rooms whilst gazing into lava lamps anymore, and I think that’s truly unfortunate.

You can’t be everyone’s cup of tea, but you can be a laxative. Clear out those people who don’t get you for who you are.

Me and who?

I’m only gonna be in my forties for a few more weeks, but I feel this in my bones. Anybody got a word that encapsulates this stage of life?

I bring a “gets too silly” vibe to the conversation that many people don’t really like.

It’s time for another Mass Effect trilogy full play through (I think my 13th at this point). It just feels like the right time. #SaveMassEffect

This is 100% how my brain works.

* holding my brain upside down and shaking out its pockets * Me: Gimme your serotonin, nerd!

I’m just saying, coffee isn’t gonna make my mood worse. TGIF or whatever…

Y’all, it’s been a long day. Too long…

It may just be copium, but if there’s even a tiny sliver of a possibility that Mass Effect can be saved, then I have to do my part. Please sign this petition and to let the world know you want more Mass Effect. #MassEffect #BioWare c.org/Zf2DP2vXTm

I’m just a chill guy trying to calmly endure this season of life or whatever…

Look, I can roll with the punches like a pro. Also, I just want to stop getting punched by life continuously.

Gutted by this news. Not surprised, given ownership changes at EA, but definitely disappointed that BioWare wasn’t sold to another publisher. Whether the games were amazing or simply solid, I loved everything BioWare released. I wish all the best for the team during this time. @bioware.bsky.social

I need something more powerful than a “do not disturb” sign, I need a sign that states “already disturbed, proceed with caution.”

I find it a bit disheartening that a lot of people are low key casually evil on main like it’s no big deal.

Dick move, Dracula. Dick move.

I feel like I’m in season 11 of my life as a TV series, where a good chunk of the main cast has already moved on and the writers are just forcing me to endure all manner of ridiculously stupid events just to keep the show interesting…

Please, I just need a little mood boost to get through this moment right now. I promise I’ll fix my life somewhere between later tonight and before I die…

Reminder: if billionaires can burn through hundreds of millions of dollars on targeted political ads for candidates who oppose new wealth taxation, then they definitely can afford to pay a new wealth tax. #EatTheRich

There’s nothing else quite like the smell of freshly brewed magical psychotic rage stabilizer in the morning…

This is how I feel today. Send memes, funny stories, and/or good music recommendations. Please and thank you.

Y’all, this Monday be Mondaying

I hate how true this meme feels…

I think the whole world would be a lot happier if we lived in a whimsical reality where we could express ourselves by breaking into song and dance, and everyone could just join into the act like people do in musicals.

Please let this be true. #TTRPG #retirement

Being abducted by aliens might just be the vacation I need right now…

One does wonder how Bela Lugosi might have felt about having a song written about his death. Probably would be thrilled simply to be remembered.

Imhotep is a man of culture. Also, life is a highway.

Family Member: What are you doing with your life? Me: It’s going to be a surprise, even for me…

Elon played Mass Effect and fell in love so hard with the janktastic craptacular controls of the Mako that he decided to make a real life car that controls the exact same way. Can’t wait to see videos of dorks flipping their flying Teslas over. #TeslaRoadster @biowareproblems.bsky.social

Send help

It me

On Fridays, I prefer my coffee to be as strong as my desire to leave work early. TGIF or whatever…

Pretty much after “…And Justice For All” Metallica became to metal what Green Day is to punk. Might as well be in the pop/rock music category since then.

I’m not an early bird or a night owl. I’m a middle-aged possum playing dead until somebody gently pats my head and tells me “everything’s going to be alright.”

True story

My Friday was going well, until I realized it’s only Thursday. Now I’m disillusioned and need more coffee…

Like, I didn’t even do anything wrong. I’m just over here staying in my lane, existing, and not causing problems for other people…

If this isn’t what Avengers Doomsday is about, then I don’t want it. #AvengersDoomsday

Multiple months of job hunting for a career growth opportunity with zero positive results has me feeling like this right now…

I’m at a point in my life where I don’t need friends who have it all together and want to act like the rest of the herd. I want friends that can tell when everyone and everything is getting on my last nerve and simply replies, “hard same. What do you need, coffee or an alibi?”

Narrator, “he did not, in fact, stay cool.”