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The little bitches at ABC wouldn’t air this! Share it far and wide especially with your Texan friends. Also, Jesus was a leftist hippie and we need to take him back!!

Now they wamt to rename Lake Erie. DO SOMETHING ACTUALLY PRODUCTIVE, YOU FUCKING MORONS. People are starving, can't afford rent or Healthcare, and this is the shit you're working on? JFC.

Apparently people are sharing this far and wide on social media, which I think is horrible. This could cripple ICE operations. PLEASE do not share this.

It doesn’t get any cuter than this, folks. 😍

Fuck Google maps. They actually changed Lake Ontario to Lake America. I am now going to do everything I can to disconnect from Google. There are other ways to connect to email, the internet, and find directions.

So, Liberty Mutual and Cricket phones have Chuzzles for mascots now?

I'm sorry if this is racist, but if you're going to make me go through a phone tree to reach a human, can that human at least speak clear English?

I find it interesting that a pedophile wants so many children to die of preventable diseases.

Got another recorded message from a Republican candidate. How the fuck did I get on the MAGAT calling list? I never get any calls from a Democrat. I wish I could actually talk to one of these assholes.

This.

Are you paying ATTENTION, yet?! 👇 Sure hope so. 😎✨

Living in Wausau, WI sucks. They've basically closed off every possible way to get anywhere in town. And you don't know a road is closed until you get there. Then you have to double back and go 5 miles out of your way. No thought was put into any of this.

And there it is in a nutshell.

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8647. Come after me bitches.

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I certainly don't want him martyred, nor do I want to hear how he narrowly escaped getting hit by another airsoft gun. I want to hear that he stroked out and shit himself to death while golfing, as nature intended.

And republicans aren’t doing anything about it. Letting the bad man pretend to be king.

They're still talking about a draft. They should only draft Republicans. They're the ones who wanted this.

This is absolutely fantastic. ht: @maddenifico.bsky.social

So who else is gonna boycott the Army-Navy game? Boycott all sponsors?

The funniest thing that could have happened at the SOTU would be for all of the Democrats to wear T-shirts with Epstien and Dumpf's picture in them under their coats. Then, the first time everyone was supposed to stand and clap, remove the jackets. His face would have been priceless.

@nflredzone.bsky.social When discussing the Packers lack of offense, please add the they had their 2nd and 3rd amstringers playing against the Viking 1st stringers.

I don't take any NFL record breakers serious today. It took them an extra game to accomplish the feat.

I hope the Packers made Doubs walk home. I don't know what the fuck he was thinking. But I am done with the Packers this year. I don't care if they make the playoffs. They'll just go 1 and done anyway.

Don't forget. Fuck Charlie Kirk.

After weeks of "Austin Theory is the masked man", why is everyone surprised the masked man is Austin Theory?

Well, Packers fans. It's not like we were going to the Super Bowl anyway. What are you watching the rest of the season?

Vikings, why do you have your starting QB in in a game you're winning by 31 with 2:20 left in the game?