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Remember when slamming a pie into someone's face during a live press conference was all the rage? I think there's no better time in history to get that going again.

They are really scraping the bottom of the barrel to get applicants these days...

Great idea! Finally, some quiet time...

The photo should be of my English cream golden retriever who will eat literally anything.

I went to the doctor the other day to have her look at my sore knees. She said, "What are all these scratches?" I looked up at her and I said, "I have cats."

So far, the Golden Retrievers are winning the breed count this morning at the daycare.

A perfect example of why Trump loves the poorly educated 🤣

WARPED MINDS. EVERY DAMN ONE OF THESE FUCKERS!

LOL!!! This poor, sweet imbecile thinks he would actually receive $5,000 from a PROVEN conman convicted of stealing money from a children's cancer charity if Republicans win the midterms.

Mincemeat pie or green tomato pie, or one each. Yuk. bsky.app/profile/over...

George Carlin's explanation of how the wealthy divide the middle class and the poor to keep us fighting with each other. This distracts us from billionaires looting our country and underpaying taxes. And it's bullshit. Traitor Trump and his wealthy friends are the enemy. Don't let him fool you.

I don't know what it's like where you are, but here in Southern California it's insane.

This is too perfect not to repost.

The perfect mix...

I'm not really interested in the flag, but let me know when the bidding starts on the giant arm sticking out of the crowd near the right-hand flagpole.

They need to hammer down relentlessly on this. They can't become overconfident, like they did with Hillary in 2016.

Also, Rand Paul submitted new charges to the DOJ specifically to make sure Fauci would have to plead the 5th and look guilty rather than let him answer honestly under his pardon. The GOP definitely doesn’t want to expose the actual truth. The truth has always been their biggest enemy.

Yeah, We Think So, Beaver.......

Classic...

Just a reminder that patriotism isn't holding a bible and wrapping yourself in the flag while you violate the Constitution and plunder the country. Happy 4th of July, stay cool and safe!!

Just sayin'...

They're only just now figuring this out?

What he said...

One of them said it out loud, but I'll bet most of them are thinking something similar. How could they not see it coming? 🤷‍♂️

That's weird... they're acting like I'm some kind of vile, piece of shit destroying the entire world or something...

For once, the pathological liar is correct. It’s not $300 million, it’s $300 billion with a B, like dumb.

Not only is this perfectly hilarious, but listen-up MAGA: you may want to rethink attending yourself, otherwise you'll be surrounded by flamboyant, glittered-up, half-naked gay men. Unless you secretly LOVE that sort of thing...

Prepare to be completely horrified... thedreydossier.substack.com/p/i-found-a-...

I am so done with this guy...

Oh, Frank, you're so silly...

The other Legit Presidents were NOT FELONS.

Kentucky fried chicken

If it wasn't clear already... Trump does not care about your financial situation. Here he is again making SURE you understand... HE DEFINITELY DOES NOT CARE ABOUT YOUR FINANCIAL SITUATION!

"The moment you begin to censor the writer- and history bears this out in the ugliest of fashions -so begins a process of decay in the body politic that ultimately leads to disaster." ~Rod Serling Speech, Library of Congress (1968)

Wouldn't it be great to wake up without another horrible, tragic mutilation of America?

So, I'm laying here scrolling with my wife asleep next to me and I'm trying really hard not to laugh out loud... FUCK! Why did they have to use Skeletor!

This is one of those things where you slap your forehead and say, "Why didn't I think of that?"

America hits another milestone in its quest to become a pedophile-friendly version of North Korea.

Classic!

Found this on my hard drive and it gave me a chuckle...

The Pedo Party eats this shit up. Unfortunately, Baby Yoda will probably find out why he should never have been left alone with this monster.

Wealthy billionaires like this guy who received $38 BILLION in taxpayer-funded money are trying to make the point that people who have nothing are getting too much.

In Uno when you hold all the cards, it means you're losing. He's an idiot.

Trump says any media outlets that don't say the U.S. is winning the war against Iran are traitorous...