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How about those Epstein files? How about that war in Ukraine? How about fucking anything these idiots were always crying about. Fucking cowards. Every. Last. One. Of. Them.

I don’t know if I can eat this much popcorn, but also, more please. 🍿🍿🍿

Welcome to the US Government, where everything is made up and the points don’t matter.

Let’s check in on Musk… Oh dear. #KetamineQueen

TACO TUESDAY IS NOW EVERYDAY OF THE WEEK, this is a public service announcement.

@repjasmine.bsky.social just want to say… I FUCKING LOVE YOU!!!! Thank you for being the embodiment of our feelings and thoughts. Keep fighting, we are with you till the end. You are an absolute beacon is this dark world.

Mattel would make a great 52nd state.

I figured putting “beautiful” tariffs on display would be met with celebration, no? Or is there a certain type of “display” tariff that is more photogenic?

I’m really enjoying this game of ‘He said, Xi said’ Guess who wins?

Hegseth giving a tour of the Pentagon’s makeup studio: “Oh that? That’s just talcum powder so I can stay dry for my warrior outings. The razor blade? For shaving, of course! That rolled up $100 bill? That was my personal tip from POTUS for doing such an amazing job. Next question.”

The Art of the Kneel… What an utter moron.

PhotObama’d

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: TELL YOUR CHILDREN NOT TO ACCEPT ANY CHAT REQUESTS OVER SIGNAL FROM SOMEONE YOU DO NOT KNOW. It’s dangerous out there.

Why do I get the feeling that a certain ocean is about to be renamed…?

I hear Hegseth wants to change the name of the DoD to Department of War. I think that might send the wrong Signal…

They’re called *cybertrucks*

Dang it, Bobby! That boy ain’t right. He sells Teslers and Teslers accessories.

@schumer.senate.gov do you realize that you will be remembered not for what you did for your constituents, but how you’ve capitulated to a fascist? Do you really want your legacy tainted by this? Coward.

PHUCK SCHUMER, thank you for coming to my TedTalk.

Since the government is so small now, do we play less in federal taxes? Asking for everyone…

Seems like someone is having a hard time getting it up. #HAHAHAHAHA

Anyone have any used/old glue sticks laying around? Pay it forward and donate to your local Tesla dealership, they’re going to need it.

I’ll leave this here.

It’s almost like there is a pattern here…

This is it, right here. For context, the young man on the right is Isack Hadjar, who just crashed out before his first F1 race has even started and is devastated. The man comforting him is not his own father, but the father of 7 time world champion Lewis Hamilton. Chills. #BeGoodDoGood

Public Service Announcement.

Imagine thinking that traits like compassion, empathy, and kindness are signs of a weak person. How sad.

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Everything’s COMPUTER!

@mcuban.bsky.social what do you think of a health research institute “co-op”? A central umbrella (funded by a foundation and yourself) that can help replace grant funds taken away by 47. Or build new research facilities and poach staff. Strength in numbers, information sharing. Could be powerful.

It’s literally all just projection with this “administration” … EVERY ACCUSATION IS A CONFESSION.

I need to keep stacking my stock cubes, soon I’ll have enough to be a bullionaire.

Imagine how productive and kind the world would be if every human being was guaranteed food, water, housing, and employment. Sheesh.

Deport Elon Immediately.

This is the darkest timeline.

Drowning myself in The West Wing reruns every evening to help (temporarily) forget everything that happened that day. #BartletForAmerica

Regarding last night… that was absolutely not a catch, and Josh had that first down. Should have been a completely different game. Refs will never beat the allegations.

Positions of leadership, whether it be the public or private sector, should be as close to representative as the diversity of the populace, PERIOD.

How many Nazis does it take to ruin a company? Just one:

It’s not ‘America First’, it’s ’America, first let’s burn it to the ground.’ DO NOT OBEY IN ADVANCE. Malicious compliance 24/7.

Me, waking up everyday in 2025: Where are we going, and what are we doing is this hand basket?!?

Today is a significant day, the start of four years of resistance. Our daily mission from this point forward will be the unwavering support of the people, exposing any attempt to undermine democracy.

The President has the sole authority for pardons… We are now investigating a previous President’s authority…

THE CALL IS COMING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE.

Go Bills.

How is that 2025 asteroid looking? Asking for a friend.

Pam Bondi is Temu Ainsley Hayes, IYKYK.

Please tell me that this is all some kind of extremely elaborate, Truman Show-esque, ruse… Life really can’t be this farcical.