Othello Boulevard

Cubs are going to the playoffs

Reminding people black & blue division is not just a clever name. #Bears Crushing Carbon Into Diamonds.

The Archimedes' Screw was an ancient Greco-Roman wrestling finishing move.

This September heat wave is kicking my ass. It doesn't look good for Zombie Shakespeare.

Our skyline looks like the scene from Ghostbusters when everything goes apeshit. I need to make some calls.

"That order should be completed in 3 to 6 business months." #Community

Amazon can suck a hot bag of Taint.

Me don't care if me never get back… #Cubs

Every time Shota steps on the bump I say aloud "Sho nuff!" #Cubs

I heard some At The Drive-In coming out of the speakers at Wrigley. If that don't make your booty move your booty must be dead. 🎶 #Cubbies

Ball 4 moves runner from 1st to 2nd, runner is thrown out at 2nd. Manager is thrown out of the game. I am clearly not the only person who did not understand what just happened. #Cubs

Having millions pay attention to you sounds miserable. Thank fuck I don't have to deal with any of that noise.

I don't go to sleep with a blender on my face. At least when I go they'll be able to say: he died how he lived – without a vacuum on his face. I try to use Pharaoh rules – Memento Mori

"Because that never looked good on me and you just look like a million bucks" "No, I look like a guy in a dress which is worth 50 bucks on 12th Ave." #NewsRadio

MST3K taught generations of people "It's OK to be a smart ass. In fact, it's much needed." @mst3kofficial.bsky.social

"You have a yacht?!" "Yeah, I got a yacht, I got a solid gold JetSki, 2 Batmobiles, the aids monkey's bones…" #30Rock

A microscopic dot on a microscopic dot? Sounds about right. Que te la pasas bien :o)

Maximize Disengagement Why poke the bear?! #Liberate

Hey bushy you're so fine, you're so fine you blow my mind hey bushy 👏🏼👏🏼 👏🏼 #Cubbies

Alexander Armstrong has surprisingly weak arms. The Gods love irony.

"In the olden days, a country squire would age his pheasants for weeks before they were deemed fit for consumption." "In the olden days, people died of ptomaine poisoning and blamed it on ghosts." #NewsRadio

Plenty of cheering from the crowd till climate change was mentioned. Then… silence. The King got too big for his knee breeches. #CharlesIII

"They're not G.E. anymore - they sold the E to Samsung. They're Same-Sung now." #30Rock

Soon as I bought a bag of ready-to-eat apricots I was indeed ready to eat apricots. You are what you eat.

Apparently the wildcat is still spreading fear and Bushy is keeping it trim. #ChicagoCubs

"Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals... except the weasel." #Simpsons

"Why do you have a bunch of office supplies stuck to your face?" "That's where I keep them." #3rdRock

"Did you kill all those doves?" "No, I bought them at the dead-dove store." #30Rock

Doctor, heal thyself. Carpenter, rebuild thyself. Plumber... unclog thyself?

A wicked cricket critic's wicket DON'T PANIC

Maybe you missed the point of Ghostbusters 2 but life is madness that can consume you if you're not careful.

"You can't throw stones at a glass house without breaking some eggs and making an omelette." -Absolute Power on BBC Radio 4

Fun fact about hermit crabs: they're not actually hermits, they're quite social. #BobsBurgers

How long does it take peyote to wear off? (Just asking for a friend) #Community

Don't know how many thousand hours I spent on the line but #Bears were so close to a Super Bowl this season on the strength of the lines. Knocking on the door!!

PAPADAMS OR BREAD?!

𝔗𝔥𝔢 𝔟𝔢𝔰𝔱 𝔱𝔦𝔪𝔢 𝔱𝔬 𝔭𝔩𝔞𝔫𝔱 𝔞 𝔱𝔯𝔢𝔢 𝔦𝔰 20 𝔶𝔢𝔞𝔯𝔰 𝔞𝔤𝔬, 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔰𝔢𝔠𝔬𝔫𝔡 𝔟𝔢𝔰𝔱 𝔱𝔦𝔪𝔢 𝔦𝔰 𝔫𝔬𝔴 -apocryphal Chinese proverb

Screw your courage to the sticking post cause this off-season can create a dynasty or dash it upon the rocks. #Bears

Pronounce both M's in "mnemonic" – it's a vocal warm-up that helps you target the tongue movement. And it feels weird.

Whatsoever you do unto the least of my brothers: that's on you.

"People without a sense of humor just don't take the world seriously enough." -Oscar Wilde

"You're not a bad GUY, Nish." #Taskmaster

Alexander The Great cried salt tears at age 32 that there were no more worlds to discover. All the worlds are discovered now so I'll stick to woodworking and Jazzercise. #SeaLab

"Doctor Testifies In Horse Suit" is favorite newspaper headline ever.

"Know thy enemy as thyself and you will know truly the nature of man." -Animal from the Muppets

I lost my mood ring and I don't know how I feel about that. #30Rock