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Semi-regular reminder of this pro tip: If you append "?utm_source=gift" (without quotes) to the end of a Strib link, it becomes a gift link.

Hi Jules.

Can confirm. One of my first jobs was as a "Maintenance Engineer" for a large retailer. It was there I learned that when it comes to public bathrooms, women are easily just as disgusting as men. #trueequality

I forgot to add "or their political affiliation" after "their gender". 🤦 It's especially surprising when it is someone with a great deal of respect doing it.

I didn't think I'd have to say this at 8:03 in the morning, but sexualizing anyone, regardless of their gender, is not OK. Stop doing it.

Just opened a bag of salt and vinegar chips, and the chips have neither salt nor vinegar. What hell?

The stench of desperation.

Hey @mapquest.com, is there a way to get traffic and other layers to display in Carplay? Would be super useful!

There was a nice-sized No Kings crowd lining Highway 61 near the McDonald's in Two Harbors today.

$30k would remove like 90% of my stress, so yes, it would be life changing.

How many Scaramuccis is this?

Remeber: Lisa Demuth and the MNGOP invited and encouraged Nick Shirley to come here and Metro Surge was the result.

Is this why I can never find Pibb Zero anywhere?

*clears throat* We really needed this rain.

I would fucking love it if you all would stop making me come on here and tell you to grow the fuck up. You have to fill in the box next to Klob’s name. I hate her too—probably even more than you do. But DeMuth is worse. If you do not vote for Klob, you are voting against Minnesota.

With Noah Kahan performing "One Night in Bangkok".

Beyond this fantastic news is the fact that we have the ability to end homelessness for all, we just don't have the will.

Watching people have to remove things from thier grocery cart because they can't afford everything they selected always gets me down. This shouldn't ever happen in the "richest country" on Earth.

Update from the place we had it towed to: The estimate to begin diagnosis is NOVEMBER 17. 😩 Keeping my fingers crossed it ends up being sooner, and starting the scramble to beg, borrow, or (not) steal a car for the interim. $240/week for a rental is a no-go.

Until the left finds a candidate with the skill set needed to win state-wide, and not just the solid blue areas, we'll be stuck with centrists.

Kinda what the first couple of "Police Quest" games were like.

On this Indigenous Peoples’ Day, and indeed every day, I recognize that I live on land that was and is the home of Anishinaabe and Dakȟóta peoples, and that their culture and traditions and histories enrich all of us.

Kinda having a crummy time, so here's some more peaceful scenery from Duluth.

Your North Shore moment of zen.

In Duluth for the weekend. This is the second time this year our car has broken down while here. Seems to be the same issue, too. 😭😡🤮

Can't wait for the GOP ghouls to make the rounds of the Sunday morning shows and gleefully chortle about how barbarically murdering someone on live television is a wonderful idea.

Tom Emmer, like all other MN GOP, actually hates the State we pay them to represent.

I was in Whittier today, two blocks from Karmel Mall. I didn't die, as some doughy, white, bags of shit would insist would happen. Instead, I was among wonderful human beings of many shades that make Minneapolis and Minnesota the best place in the country.

For "only 65", it is awfully nice out here.

Such a goddamn shame.

Vibes are pretty rancid on here today. A lot of doom and gloom.

That "read our baby a book" thing going around is nothing more than engagement bait and far too many of you are swallowing it, hook and all.

Awwoooooo!!! Awwooooo!!! (I’m hearing two awooos at the same time, somehow?)

AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Awoooooo!

🚨🎃🦇🚨Spooky Season Awooo!🚨🎃🦇🚨

Buy printer. Printer ships. Printer arrives. Setup printer. Printer serial number does not mach order serial number. Unable to print. Printer company insists it has to be sent back. Nothing they can do. 😠

How I arrived on Bluesky:

It's got to be flippin' exhausting to live an existence where every, single, little, common occurrence sends you spiraling into crisis.

seaQuest DSV

I love how that stupid Liberty Biberty character and commercials have absolutely triggered so many people. 😆 A+ marketing, Liberty Mutual.

I used to think that if any President had said the annihilation of a city by a foreign adversary would be a "small price", there would be howls for their resignation from all sides. Now, I'm not so sure.

Even as a kid, the OG big biscuit Shredded Wheat and corn flakes were my favorite breakfast cereals. Yes, I was born an 82 year old man. Why do you ask?

Damn nature. You pretty.