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Me thinking of programming patterns

yeah llm slop is verbose. But thanks to my lovely colleagues I can tell it's too concise at the same time. I often read "it", abbreviations, and new terms without any clue as to what it refers to. It's very infuriating.

I’m bandaged up like some anime protagonist but in two days I’ll rip it all off and I’ll be healed through the power of nakama (nakama means friends)

That’s one way to end a holiday

And with that we have our first dead AI startup

Not the most conventional way to go to the post office, but the best way

I dreamt of a group of seal girls who were _very_ flirtatious. It was day 3 of WW2 and these girls would be sent to infiltrate and distract German officers. One girl was assigned to me to evaluate their effectiveness. They were forced into this.

Looks like some bro's just couldn't move away from NFT's after all caimera.one

Maybe if I quit my stable and well paying software dev job to burn my savings on making video games I will be happy about being a programmer again

fuck mermaid diagrams all my homies use plantuml

"I didn't think a full, 6-day-per-week, 14-hour-per-day, in-office schedule was necessary to discharge my duties clicking the 'generate' button, followed by the 'approve' button, thousands of times a day on SlurryHose. But experience has shown me that I was wrong." buff.ly/RbEQoJg

While I might not always be able to love what you've done, I love that you do it: openfl.eu/2026/09/02/

I gave myself psychic damage by comparing the use of AI in the workplace to idiocracy’s “brought to you by Carl Jr’s” 😖

I'm p confident a lot of people will resonate with this brettcodes.com/im-done-usin... We need more perspectives from people with lots of experience as developers!

I already looked into the sun

I have a super cool Standee up for an UWU Market campaign! uwumarket.us/products/jes... (art by me!)

AI Mania Is Eviscerating Global Decision-Making Discussion

I don’t like how templates allow C++ to behave like a statically checked but dynamically typed language

Here's what linux is all about; my reboot is faster than your suspend and resume. I made it so because when I suspend and resume my audio crackles.

Coming back for ONE DAY ONLY! I'll be dusting off this Va-11 Hall-a Stream system for the 10th Anniversary :D Experience Cyberpunk Bartending LIVE-Action as you can enter the bar and order drinks from the game! See you at www.twitch.tv/jessiandroid in 12 hours 💜💜💜

I think I did a pretty good job with this one openfl.eu/2026/06/20/

Turns out life isn't that bad when you just start doing things.

AI exists and traditional software engineering interviews were already absurd. I propose that interviews now consist of playing a minimum of 4 hours of Factorio together to determine if you'd want to work with someone.

Playboy created a Bluesky account and their first post is to complain about AI. They already understand the Bluesky userbase better than the bluesky devs

Wild linkedin profile

Pretty sure life will change a bunch starting next week.

…if a machine is expected to be infallible, it cannot also be intelligent. There are several theorems which say almost exactly that. But these theorems say nothing about how much intelligence may be displayed if a machine makes no pretence at infallibility. - Alan Turing

new AI slop unlocked www.youtube.com/shorts/k3ECS... They're going after the archive footage the US Auto Industry yt channel posts.

no one hates a software dev more than a software dev

Ok so I'm making a new game!! And it's gonna be out soon this year!!! DICE HAVE NO EYES Dreamy roguelike featuring lots of dice, silly little dudes and stars and greed and regret and zero eyes.

It turns out a colleague asked copilot to turn a mermaid diagram into a png, a diagram I am guessing they also generated...

and for the record i'm not talking about making code to create art like a game or something. i'm saying *the code itself* can be art. a perfectly constructed api, a framework that fits together just so, when code comes together in a beautiful harmony, *that is art*, it requires artistry to create!

This is how I make tea now

I have to retract this. Turns out bluesky did it to themselves lmao. Their status page and update were wrong.

I cannot handle this double standard. The same ethical and environmental issue hold for generating both text and images. There's almost a NIMBY-ism going on where genAI is looked down upon but only in the areas you're proficient in, and in other fields it's acceptable.

I think someone high up at PepsiCo has fallen to AI psychosis cuz they have now personified flavours of a SECOND product.

I’m starting to think “agile” is an excuse for product owners to be non technical

My fatal flaw is that I think implementing something from scratch is easier than plugging existing things together.

I feel so stupid lol. I'm setting up a new arch install and couldn't get any modern browser running. There was also a weird limit on the number of terminals. 12h and a skipped dinner later, turns out its because I limited the number of processes way too much following the security recommendations

neat golang snippet I'll use forever now. It documents exit statusses, but also encourages you to exit only in the main package and think about valid exit reasons.

My internal clock is even daylight savings aware wtf. I wake up and see 6:30 on my alarm clock and it felt off. So I check my tablet and I see it’s 7:30 already. I would have overslept otherwise.

don't mind me, just calculating how long I can hibernate for using all my savings.