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The Only Dave Smith
The Only Dave Smith
@onlydavesmith.bsky.social
The voices in my head come out my fingers. Fictionalized version of myself. Unreliably unreadable. Ottawa, home to the coldest hot air. Be the first on your street, or just about any street, to read my blog! www.onlydavesmith.com
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www.cbc.ca/news/canada/... Well, a sunny Tweet from NCC property won the mayoral race. All we need now is the nine billion dollars he promised. At least the hard right turn represented by Lawson was soundly rejected. Jeff Leiper will get a better-paying job and weekends off, now.
Why Is the U.S. Accusing Canada of Election Interference? www.nytimes.com/2026/10/24/w... American claims of Canadian interference in the US MID-terms do not “smack of hypocrisy.” They REEK OF IT. They DEFINE it. Now, Trump pretending to be Christian kind of overshadows our little claim, but …
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BC nobly sacrifices good governance to teach one man about hubris
www.cbc.ca/news/world/g... Hilarious. The voice SHOULD sound automated so that we pay attention to what it says, not the tone. 80% of any spoken message is tone. We all know that. There should NOT be tone.
www.cbc.ca/news/politic... I am still flummoxed by what an automatic grenade launcher range is ... Call me a pacifist, or a weenie, or a libtard but I got no clue.
www.cbc.ca/news/politic... Wait a second … isn’t this just rewarding the hateful Canadians for their electoral interference? What about fairness? What about justice? What about FREEDOM?
ca.usembassy.gov/fact-sheet-m... For your Friday morning giggle, the supposed Canadian interference in US elections, detailed in a “fact” sheet, include the nefarious actions of a couple of dozen bad characters who have … voted. A tidal wave of foreign influence. We’ll bring them to their KNEES!
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www.cbc.ca/news/investi... Alberta and Ontario take the position that we should go back to the good old days when cowboys, cartoon camels, the Flintstones, and doctors could promote cigarettes on TV. Smoking is legal, right? It’s good for business, right? What’s different from sports betting?
www.cbc.ca/news/canada/... Department of Justice agents allege that Canada has been planting sleeper agents via the adoption system for decades and uses their 10 or 15 votes to manipulate US elections. We are way smarter than I thought we were. They should think twice before messing with us.
www.cbc.ca/news/politic... Canadians are allowed to speak to Canadians about trade issues. We are also allowed to give Pete the ol' brush off, as he deserves much worse.
www.theguardian.com/science/2026... “Every child is an artist until he’s told he’s not.” - John Lennon
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www.cbc.ca/news/canada/... When your flying monkeys are set free, they don’t always obey orders. They will force her to rescind the unwise plebiscite bill and tear their little party apart at the seams. Nationalists of any stripe are not good losers. These ones are just losers.
www.cbc.ca/news/canada/... Sometimes you get what you ask for even if it’s not what you might deserve. I would not trust Meta with my dog’s name.
www.cbc.ca/news/canada/... Sales are so good that we ran out! Therefore, we need government support. Am I missing something? Or is this just absurd entitlement.
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www.cbc.ca/news/politic... Do you support the creation of a permanent underclass of temporary foreign workers who will be paid minimum wage, have no benefits and not be allowed health care and education, a group who will serve Alberta but be invisible and disposable?
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www.cbc.ca/news/world/k... Among the signs of the BS to come, she used the word “effectuated,” does not understand what “philosophy” means, and thinks that she’s been accused of being in a “conspiracy” just because we found out that she failed her bar exam.
www.cbc.ca/news/enterta... The Spiderman Question! The real issue is does Jane Austen rate with Stan Lee? How am I gonna sleep tonight?
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www.cbc.ca/news/world/k... Pepperdine Christian University. In Malibu. As with her Fox colleague Hegseth, her appointment suggests that, sometimes, a book’s cover holds real insight into its contents.
www.cbc.ca/news/politic... If by meddling, ol’buddy Pete means looking south with obviously biased disapprobation, I guess we’re all guilty, guilty,guilty … at least 34 times.
www.cbc.ca/news/world/h... First, there are the real Nobels. Then there’s the one given to people in a discipline which has helped create the big problems their work seeks to mitigate. Imagine getting a Nobel for curing a disease you created in your lab.
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www.cbc.ca/news/world/r... They “need a new leader” is not a phrase the Orange One should be promoting, all the more so because he says that “incompetence” was responsible for the war. His choice for a successor would be tall, blond, and leggy, of course.
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Doug Ford vows to protect Ontario's vulnerable crony industry
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www.theguardian.com/film/2026/oc... If freeing political prisoners gets you a Nobel, like the Orange One claims, then Joe Biden should have got one. If being well known wins you one, then Leonard Peltier should.
www.cbc.ca/news/canada/... After five hours, you’re kind of a coffee table.
www.cbc.ca/news/canada/... Yikes. People all OVER the political spectrum are looking forward to that.
www.cbc.ca/news/canada/... Was there a message board for pervy massage therapists, a Facebook group, a WhatsApp group chat? Someone is recruiting these "private contractors." Someone has a lot to answer for.
They might also, I don't know, think about governing? You know, push for change that might help people rather than score political points for finding corruption which we already know exists? Is that too radical? If these are their priorities, it underscores the rot in the American system.
Democrats are candid about what they will do if they get control of the Senate and House – here are their priorities
www.cbc.ca/news/world/n... MAGA crones will no doubt be knitting as they watch, tricoteuses for the streaming age, cackling racist epithets as they like and share on their preferred Meta account. Yes, the guy is a mass murderer. Nonetheless, Hegseth debases himself once more. Sick.
www.cbc.ca/news/politic... PP's bleating sounds more desperately hissy every day. There's lots to question here (saving 1400 bucks?) but he goes for the same old anti tax refrain.
It is hilarious. By any measure, the Persians were the civilized ones. The fact that we don't look to them for our roots is a consequence of the Greek victories at Marathon and ten years later at Salamis. Later, Alexander's peregrinations can only be described as a barbarian invasion.
Reporting from Athens: Rubio gave a speech on rallying Europe to join the US in world domination by awakening from "slumber" and reviving "Western civilization" — ideas rooted in right-wing nationalism. He invoked memes, like the 300 Spartans vs. Persians. Gift link: www.nytimes.com/2026/10/07/w...
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Lol. I thought I've seen a lot of urbanism crimes. Somehow I missed this one. Brutal.
Sidewalks that dump pedestrians into the street for the benefit of turning cars is hostile design. It shouldn't be allowed design in any proper city. 90° corners direct behavior and force motorists to slow their speed and pay attention. This is how you create safe streets.